My name is Hayden Asche,
 

and I love Kesha. I just downloaded her whole discography. I've been listening to it on repeat for the past 67 hours.

My favorite part is when she says, "Wake up in the morning feeling like p.diddy"

Sometimes I get on my booty shorts and jam to it in my underwear.

This is what I'm going to listen to while I club baby seals.

...<silence>...<cough>...<silence>...

"People get so pretentious about pop music so I do feel like I'm fighting this battle. My record is honest and fun. It's a celebration of youth and life and going out and getting crazy. I'm about non-pretentious irreverence and f**k off good fun!"

wow now that i know that she is this articulate about it i hate her even more.

some people just come along and encapsulate everything wrong with the era and everything bad destroying music. her name is kesha. she is there to make sure music can never ever happen.

i. fucking. hate. that. bitch.

Fuck KeSha. Her Maxim interview is beyond conceited and she's a terrible role model for kids. My nieces (Who are ten) sing her songs with their friends and the lyrics are awful for kids to sing along to... very inappropriate but of course that bitch could give a shit less, just as long as we all know how sassy she is and how she deserves all the money she's made because she grew up in a poor family.

~Jeremy~

one word: bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghhhh.

she was tolerable about five years ago when she still went by uffie

the worst nightmare imaginable

I do agree that she's probably the worst in that dreck of pop music that's came out recently.

I think kashi is allright./

WHO?

ooooh you mean, Ke$ha. wasn't sure by the way that you spelled it...



my 7 year old niece loves her....or at least I think she does. she likes the "tik tok" song.

seeing as my niece doesn't have a lot of peer pressure, there must be something about the music that innately appeals to 7 year olds.

maybe you cunts should tell my niece that she has shit taste in music, but be warned, you might get punched in the face for making a little girl cry.

Is your niece also a Rosacrucian?

san greal / sang real

I read it's a vagina.

I can imagine that this isn't the first time you've contemplated a 7 year old's vagina, you cunting nonce.

Funny you should say that, one of my nieces is a right exhibitionist. She doesn't like Ke$ha though.

are you sure of that or is she just too frightened to tell anyone?

gawd only knows what you've threatened her with.

I was so relieved when I realized you were joking. She's awful.

For the record, that little cuntpaste Better_Than_Deux haxxed my account and did that.

Her and her fucking gameshark, not to mention her obsession with Ke$ha and Niki Monage.

ha ha haa haa

she pwns you. just... submit.

for the record, i thought the initial post was going to say

"... and i'm an alcoholic".

I prefer to call myself a lush, !@#$%!

I like some Nicki Minaj.

nevertherless:

AUDIENCE: "Hello, Hayden Asche!"

the sole thing i like about kesha is that she allegedly broke into prince's house

Doubt it. Prince's pad is like the fucking Wonka factory, son.

she's a f'ing liar.

pro'lly

but it's a good story

pop mythology y'all