alright, you asked for it so i'll give it to you
 

imma be a wife soon. there you have it. theres your thread.

i think we all know at this point.

but how soon is soon?

yeah i know, but people kept bitching to make a thread so why not. thought i'd indulge you all.

july 2.

good day for all.

good month! mrs !@#$%! and i got married in july too. got trapped in a cab on our way to the courthouse. good times.

anyway, be prepared to stick it out through hard times without killing him. stick to plastic cuttlery for the first few years.

i've nearly killed the poor son of a bitch many times before. last time the weapon was a shoe.

i hope it wasn't a wooden clog. those are deadly.

it was actually a pump but i have a couple pairs of clogs around here somewhere, just in case......

how tall is he?

I've been counting down the days until July 2nd for a month!

:D

6'3

why is that relevant??

hijacker. why don't you post this in the "shame on men" thread?

this makes me view antichrists in such a different light....

;)

congratulations!

he probably wants to know the size of his schlong, but he's too shy to ask directly. next, hell ask you for his shoe size; later, "a picture of his hands". you just wait...

of course, reveal nothing

how is that a hijack more than yr post saying it as such? it's relevant as the day is already AUSpicious.

satan will look lovely in her black dress.

congrats

i was hoping you'd be kicked out of there & forced to start your own thread.

then we could give you shit separately!

but i'm not kicking you out of here-- eye sweah!

lucky guy!

meh.

you've always had a thing for taller dudes

I've been guilty of that one before too

Congratulations. Who's the lucky one?

i'm the lucky one. he's got a handful or three.

turquoise, not black.

dave -- tall guys are super hot plus i'm pretty tall myself


thankees all around

Irjfhdh grAts dood. What's the address to hell? I'd like to send you guys some silverware for yer wedding

Congratulations to ya!

all men have been beat up with a shoe, either by their momma or their chica, we all know about the shoe.

satan, that is good news, I was out of the loop, but congratulations, to make such a traditional step is truly revolutionary. All the revolutions have been mass marketed and commercialized, the true revolution is to take back tradition. propz

last wekk my fiancee was so pissed she smacked me with a shoe too. and before that with wet laundry.

you gotta learn to duck and hide under tables-- domestic survival skill #1!
flying chairs are harder to avoid though

is that kind of destruction common? i would never treat my shoes badly.

materialist

wanna get some coffee or a drink somewhere later ;)

you're trying to give her a good reason to destroy her shoes, don't you? :p

oh yes shoes mirrors whatever is close by at the time:)

but the shoe is more symbolic, and traditional

it says "you're beneath me, and i trample on your ancestors, you lowly bastard!"

a cast-iron pan is symbolic when wielded by housewives with kitchen PTSD. otherwise it's just heavy artillery or a very blunt instrument. in my case, i'm the one doing the cooking, and i enjoy cooking, so i'm safe on that front. those things are heavy!

shoes are highly symoblic to hit yr man with, but wet laundry is just extra humiliating. don;t know why

it's reminiscent of being hit with a wet towel in the locker room. twist the soaked tip, tense back rolled tower, snap! the pain... it could trigger PTSD in some people.

marriage is for suckers.

yr profile says you're 21. let us know your thoughts when you're 50 and single.



just sayin'

BTW- by marriage i don't mean "traditional family with 2.5 kids in the suburbs". i mean having any kind of family group to live and age with. cuz your parents will be gone, and friends suck and won't last you much past 30-- for sure they won't clean your shit when you're sick.

sharing a life with someone you love and respect, and who is hopefully your best friend, is on of the greatest things that can happen to a human being.

"life is very long, when yr lonely." - The Moz

Mariage is only "for suckers" if you expect too much from it. It is, like anything worthwhile in the world, a lot of hard work, hopefully punctuated by boisterous and vigorous balls-deep pinnacles of joy