my ass is kind of pink and sore
 

astonic can you give me some advice? :(

Sit on a pillow.. or some ice.

Personally I'd just smoke a cigarette and reminesce.

Tell space to take it easy :P

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This.

what have you been sticking up there you naughty girl?

the tooth is here.

^^^^ "yay!"

we went past a "obscure decorator" type store yesterday and there were teeth in the window, he took pics for you! :D

yeah... still no better... :(

awwwww. poor thing.

were you waiting for this? sucka.

lol

;) ick.

i thought you were going to say "it's ok not to get anal all the time"

or

"get a tan"

i mean, let's be practical here. pain and bad color can be prevented.

why does obscure decorator

i mean

sounds like a good thing.

?? kinda... different store but this one is good too... more teeth there also. we thought of you.

omg intestines!
Also i just made my friend touch ur tooth from the fridge he was well freaked out lol

http://arkitipintel.com/2008/01/14/r...i-rape-condom/

selfabsorbo thread no. 257

wait....anyone else thinks it's hilarious that ASP was the first to respond to this thread......AND it was a minute after the thread was made.

surprisingly no.

I'm quite happy to be absorbed in my own life rather than be obsessed with someone elses. :D I guess I can't help it if my thoughts are misunderstood or over analysed and the catalyst for anyone feeling like they need to urgently draw attention to themselves. :(

I love that atsonic was the first to reply, I asked him in hope of making mahself laugh some.

lol. "touchhh ittt"

ITT: the difference between asses and buttholes.

LOL....wtf is going on down there..

goodtimes.

you should see my face. :o

Oh you guys :P

is it like this?

wonderful!

the jar full of doll's heads is in the same window display! I knew that you'd love it.

so glad that the fucking package finally arrived. nothing's ever taken that long to clear customs...

perhaps it's because trafficing in human body parts is illegal (and I might add that I'm thrilled to be able to finally say that I've done it).

with a couple test tubes and a little effort, you should be able to make yr own tumor, or in the very least, clone me.

i have special plans for it. the birthday card is amazing.
hope you're having fun.