Shakira
 

Alright, I have to say this, its been bugging me a lot.
Its about her dancing. I know she went through a bunch of shit to get where she is but the dancing...!!!

All she does is the same thing. Twirls her ass and shake her tits. This gets very old. I saw her on TRL (dont ask) and thats the only thing she did whilst dancing.

[fuckin' pictures!!]

just look at all her videos:

http://www.allstarz.org/~shakira/video.html

Laf. Your pic didn't work.

What a failure.

who the fuck cares? i honestly don't appreciate fine intricate dancing. i'd prefer her shaking her tits and ass

Her dancing has anooyed me as well.
I can't get her songs out of my head though.

i hate that skank.

Shakira is ok.Not great but ok.Unless i turn into my 'dont give a toss' mode.

She should totally just stand still like a white person singer with a flat ass and boyish beanpole figure (Celine).

still....

going to her concerts it's a ripoff, you pay so much only to see her far away, she doesn't take all her clothes off and you can't get a good lapdance.

Iris Chacon-----bigger butt,better dancer.

Glice loves her.

We all do.

i honestly couldnt name one of her songs or even hum one. i really dont care about her at all.

He thinks she's the cat's meow.

i forgot about this

I think Glice bumped his head on this one.

Oh baby when you talk like that
you make the woman go mad

mhh
i don´t think she´s hot.
and her music... oh well
sounds like everything else these days

You really are a bitter and lonely man atari.Nurse,atari needs a girlfriend!!!

Sounds great to me. Especially the tit-shaking.

Look mommy, I found some Kinks lyrics! LOVE ME!!!!



You keep on accusing me
Of making your life misery
ATARI IS A PRICK
You wanna be my friend, well it's too late
My love for you has turned to hate
And i think that it's a permanent condition
ATARI IS A PRICK
Smile and turn the other cheek
I can't put myself in such a weak position
Now i'm willing to accept this fate
PRICK
We agree to hate and that's our fast decision

Hatred, hatred
YOU'RE A PRICK
Hatred, hatred
YOU'RE A PRICK

I loves Shakira I do.

EDIT: I'll give Atari his dues, they certainly were incredibly ahead of their time with lyrics like that.

she sucks

I can't imagine any possible situation in which i might utter such words.

shakira is not human, nothing that hideous could have come out of a womb, that voice is like sandpaper being shoved up an arse of a stray cat whilst that cat has been chewing on nettles (im guessing that cats mouths get stung by nettles, maybe they have protected enzymes in the saliva that stop this...) and then and only then is the addition of the closure of her nostrils by an ogre who is 7 times her size pinching her nose and then and only then wyclyffe jean (or WHY CLIFF? SEAN! as he is affectionatly known round here) butts in with his ugh ugh yeah hu hu shit.

She is okay, but not great or anything special.

eh! she's fuckable!

as for the music-- who cares? i never get a chance to hear it so i'm indifferent

damn, she even has a website devoted to her naked pictures...

http://shakiranaked.com/

get an eyeful & stop whining