Sonic Youth Gossip

Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)
-   Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
-   -   can politicians be replaced by computers? (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=45236)

gast30 01.09.2011 05:51 PM

can politicians be replaced by computers?
 
does the future really need politics?
doesn't bring it yust more problems

computers are more intelligent, have more capebility, and rarely have errors
+ it's a cheap investment, cost not much money = good for economy :)

1 computer that does the work of 1000 politicians

love the future

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.09.2011 05:55 PM

Until the computer decides that humans are inefficient and that they need to be wiped out.

gast30 01.09.2011 05:56 PM

lol

gast30 01.09.2011 06:00 PM

the ugly truth
computers compared to humans

but
BUT

it is human that made computers and not god or aliens
the brave and godless modern human flowing on the wave of the pioneers

a very interesting wave
i'm glad we came this far
we made it
the future is safe

except for the 5000 a-boms that are out there

mindbomb 01.09.2011 06:21 PM

Forget politicians. They may be liars which I don't like but at least they're smart and willing to work for a living.

How about taking all the teenage highschool dropout girls who just want to do drugs, have a bunch of kids, and live off welfare. How about just take the robot and tell him to disolve the guys sperm who is getting these girls pregnant. That way she won't be raising a whole new generation of kids who will mostly get high, drop out of school, have kids, and live off welfare.
Make any sense?

gast30 01.09.2011 06:30 PM

sure
but
BUT
if the solution is sexual education on school
like how to use a condom and aids and othr desizes
to the sexindustry full of raped woman and childporn and other sickshit
sexual explotation of woman and childeren
then you know at a young age the true face of the sexindustry

that is a GOOD SEXUAL EDUCATION ON SCHOOLS for young people
and so with that "solution"
we can have a better future for childeren

gast30 01.09.2011 06:33 PM

and ofcourse our computersystems are free and safe of that ugly mess
modern is the system of the modern human
computers are made for modern humans
it's our future it's our way
woman and child friendly
modern humans are no monsters

demonrail666 01.09.2011 06:53 PM

so what would we vote for in elections? software?

gast30 01.09.2011 06:54 PM

if you have an better solution
let the world now

good brainfood for young people is importand

you're only young once
and have the rest of your life to grow old

Dr. Eugene Felikson 01.09.2011 08:25 PM


 


They already have.

:eek:

krischanski 01.10.2011 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
computers are more intelligent


Computers are the dumbest things you can find. They only can do what the programmers tell them. Nothing else.

EVOLghost 01.10.2011 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krischanski
Computers are the dumbest things you can find. They only can do what the programmers tell them. Nothing else.



what if you tell them to be intelligent....


does it make them intwelligent?

pbradley 01.10.2011 09:01 AM

Politicians can replace computers.

gast30 01.10.2011 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
so what would we vote for in elections? software?

something like that

sofware for computers
brainfood for humans

the vote goes for brainfood with no information pollution
so no lies
direct communication
everyone exactly knows what is going on
no buraucraty
no fraud or corruption
transparency with taxmoney
no influence by multi nationals

gast30 01.10.2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krischanski
Computers are the dumbest things you can find. They only can do what the programmers tell them. Nothing else.


are you sure?
how many human brains do you need to make 1 computer
you need a sofware developer
you someone who makes chips and electronics
you need some who makes the hardware

1 computer is powered by many human brains

the making of 1 good strong computer is also depending on the human or humans using them

can you humans use computers?

some people never have seen a computer
or are analfabetic
can't even read or write

and now ....

THE NAKED COMPARISON

ladies and gentlemen in the 21st century

THE HUMAN BRAIN VS THE COMPUTER

the human brain
function = find food + have sex (reproduction) = END OF FUNCTION HUMAN BRAIN

computer = difficult mathematic calculations, extreem large database, multi functional ect.

does that changed your look on computers or the human brain?

gast30 01.10.2011 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Politicians can replace computers.

politicians are only intrested in getting taxmoney or money from corruption
and votes to keep them in function

if they were intrested in people
we would be living in a different world

pbradley 01.10.2011 10:02 AM

That's intresting.

gast30 01.10.2011 11:30 AM

thanks phradley

so if i would make a move to become politician/president of a new european political movement based on music and art

here's what i do
-canabis in the pharmacy

-musicians get more money then on festivals
so they work for me
wich means > all fans also vote for me

-artists are the promotion engines of modern lifestyle
wich means > all people that like modern vote for me

- start a online communitie like facebook
and wait till i have 500 million people online
wich means > i will have 500 million votes

i'll start with you phradley
WOULD YOU VOTE FOR ME?

pokkeherrie 01.10.2011 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
so what would we vote for in elections? software?


What about political assassinations? Tea Party hit lists, etc?

Rubbing a magnet across the hard drives? I doubt that would make for sensational news headlines.

gast30 01.10.2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokkeherrie
What about political assassinations? Tea Party hit lists, etc?

Rubbing a magnet across the hard drives? I doubt that would make for sensational news headlines.


what you think about population control by satellites?

in 2 seconds different satellites locate your position
and a laserbeam that effects your alfa- and betawaves of your brain
is beemed up on ya

pokkeherrie 01.10.2011 12:25 PM

That would suck for humans, but it won't affect me.

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

A Thousand Threads 01.10.2011 12:33 PM

Politicians can be replaced by wind.

pbradley 01.10.2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
i'll start with you phradley
WOULD YOU VOTE FOR ME?

No, because you aren't Charles Webster Baer.

Unless you are.

pbradley 01.10.2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads
Politicians can be replaced by wind.

from the buttocks of a thousand populist poses.

krischanski 01.10.2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
are you sure?

Yes, I am. I am a programmer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
how many human brains do you need to make 1 computer

How many humans do you need to make 1 human? Just 2? Or a whole population?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
can you humans use computers?

What are you doing now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
the human brain function = find food + have sex (reproduction) = END OF FUNCTION HUMAN BRAIN
computer = difficult mathematic calculations, extreem large database, multi functional ect.

Computers learned it from humans. They are faster in simple one-dimensional calculations with large numbers of operators. That's all. No creation, no art, no abstraction, no variation. Just numerical stupidity.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
does that changed your look on computers or the human brain?

No. Of course.

SONIC GAIL 01.10.2011 03:05 PM

Im sorry to be so blunt, but this question is just stupid. I am not even going to answer in fact.

DeadDiscoDildo 01.10.2011 04:17 PM

What's stupid is that you think Gast is for real....

who created that persona?

Happens when ppl get bored around here.

SONIC GAIL 01.10.2011 04:21 PM

r u callin me stupid u dildo?

gast30 01.10.2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
What's stupid is that you think Gast is for real....

who created that persona?

Happens when ppl get bored around here.


if people get bored around here

the joke of the day

DeadDiscoDildo 01.10.2011 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
r u callin me stupid u dildo?


The indefinite "u."

But...you ARE from the south.

;)

gast30 01.10.2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krischanski
Yes, I am. I am a programmer.


How many humans do you need to make 1 human? Just 2? Or a whole population?


What are you doing now?


Computers learned it from humans. They are faster in simple one-dimensional calculations with large numbers of operators. That's all. No creation, no art, no abstraction, no variation. Just numerical stupidity.


No. Of course.


you are interrupting my plans for world domination
you are bringing the world into danger

i'll send some secret agents at you

NEIN, NEIN, NEIN

SONIC GAIL 01.10.2011 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
The indefinite "u."

But...you ARE from the south.

;)


Yes Darlin I am:D

gast30 01.10.2011 05:00 PM

in the meanwhile
-one hour later at the house of krischanski

ding dong
?
the door opens

secret agents B.I.A.
soo... you try to interrupt our boss his plans
psiw psiw
a gun with silencer shoots you to sleep

then you will dissapear, be taken for an experiments on how humans who are going to live in space ships

and no one will ever hear of you

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.10.2011 05:19 PM

wait, politicians already weren't computers?

gast30 01.10.2011 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
in the meanwhile
-one hour later at the house of krischanski

ding dong
?
the door opens

secret agents B.I.A.
soo... you try to interrupt our boss his plans
psiw psiw
a gun with silencer shoots you to sleep

then you will dissapear, be taken for an experiments on how humans who are going to live in space ships

and no one will ever hear of you


wait a minute
krischanski you are a software writer

i can use you for writing programs to forge electronic voting systems

my mastermind sees the light
world domination is near

start writing that program!
it's an order

Pelle 01.11.2011 08:51 AM

If, I bet the computers would fucken nuke the planet.

floatingslowly 01.11.2011 10:54 AM

I would gladly replace my (work) computer with a politician.

they are very much alike.

my computer can't do a damn thing without someone upstairs giving it commands.

right now, it's currently sitting here with it's dongle uselessly wagging.

floatingslowly 01.11.2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Politicians can replace computers.

^^^ this.

I read threads Chinese-stylee.

ni hao.

Keeping It Simple 01.12.2011 10:20 AM

I think idiots replaced politicians decades ago.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:49 PM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content ©2006 Sonic Youth