today i decided that i want to form a band with myself.Wrong or right?
 

Ok.

You made a decision without consulting us? Wrong.

It's like masturbating. Fun for a while, but eventually you crave some outside input if you know what I mean.
It's not wrong, though. And you won't go blind.
Just be careful and beware of potential chafing.

I've already had a disagreemant with myself and i'm going to disband,

What a shame.
Disbanding before you could even start forming side projects with yourself.

When we dig up your unreleased material in 2036 after you die (mysteriously, of course), you will become one of the most influential musicians of all time. Don't worry about it.

ive been playing solo for about a year playing shows and such and just recently have been jamming with some other... way funner...

Gay

Fuck the band, go solo, man.

go piss up a rope. isn't it past porky's bedtime?

Shut up saturnine or i'll turn you into a frog.

Oh, but to do that you'd have to kiss me. For I am a prince. And you don't want my yucky germs.

I'm gay.I also,generally speaking,think most men in Irlenad(how the fuck do you spell it) are sexy.

A prince, or Prince?

i never would have guessed.

fuck it.

porky, thats a shame. can we expect a greatest hits or b-sides and rarities collecton to hold us over until you maybe get another project in the running?

I'm in the process of putting out a live album entirely recorded in my own living room.

ohh killer! is it going to be called something clever, like yr last live album "(A)live and (un)well!"?? oouh, i can't wait

It isnt going to be called at all.I saw an angel
tonight .

that's just because of the acid i fed you.

no, i fed him the acid!

Play nice.

The album is coming out.On cassette.

It's also highly homosexual.

Better than lowly homosexual?

lowly homosexuality is just an urban myth silly! go big or go home, as the homosexuals say!

Oh it's low.....pure filth. Just how we like it.

I'm reforming then.

can i be the sexyphone player?

are you gonna go down the rod stewart route and have your stomach pumped and find gallons of cum inside?

I could see the tabloid headlines "Pump of Cums"