Made Up Words Thread
 

I am bored, and when bored the only sensible thing to do is to make up some words.

Sitcompassion - The feeling of empathy towards ordinary people caught in contrived yet amusing circumstances

Atlantisity - The degree to which an unseen object or idea is powerful due to the nature of its concealment

You Go...

this is a great idea.
unfortunately most words i've made up are not in english, but this thread is going to be excellent.

knoxisity - Being fortified against intrusion

For inspiration - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08

omg. I love this thread.


I just love adding 'ch' to teh beginning of words and well..yeh. but I don't htink I've put definitions to most made up words.

Wordshitter = someone who makes up their own words.

It's just the exact translation of the "known" swedish made-up word "Ordbajsare" which means the same thing. I thought I could bring this word in to english aswell, haha :D

Shitsponge - One who soaks up feces and deposits it to another location using a wringing action.

Haha that's beautiful.

all words are made-up words.

someone pointed out some made up stuff i actually use like jeitoing, bunnying and pussyknot.

cockholster-you figure it out

Cardiomasonry - see picture

acciderbocazzo

Unintentionally catching a skin disease in a Mediterranean town square

pusshole

marvular

cacatonic - imbued with the power turds. when the cop came up to the window, his breath was cacatonic,and almost killed us.

chancromicon - the ultimate compendium of chancres of every species and variety. with color illustrations. the chancromicon has been out of print since the 1940's but now everybody can read it in google books.

telemachy - the art and science of killing your TV. telemachus is the patron saint of telemachy.

audiocide - Killing by Razorlight

shallowplay - thinking Joy Division are great because of those funky rhythms

this might end up just being a thread for me to demonstrate how much of a smart arse i am, but i dont care

vanititlation - pleasing oneself using ones own sense of self regard.

Imnense--immense and intense.

narcicinema - projected images of you and nothing but you

lol

tomorrowfuck = pretentious futurist

I realise this is not quite in the spirit of what's intended here, but it reminds me of something from 25 years ago which was quite funny and worth checking out.
In an episode of Blackadder the Third, Edmund inadvertantly destroys the first and only copy of Samuel Johnson's dictionary, a nine-year, fully comprehensive work. In order to lessen the impact of the loss, Edmund sets about using ridiculous made up words which Johnson could never have heard of. Very funny at the time... not seen it since, but I'm sure it would stand up today.

snarhutition

epwoirduhmlat

trouse-part mobile home part house

i like it

get stuck in everyone

Herbinating - smoking too much medicine and falling asleep for winter

Alcoholistic - drinking to treat all medical complaints

Purine - waste of an innocent which substitutes for those about to undergo a drugs test.

pilfarrar (Am.) - one who steals books

Pantagonized - the natural urge felt by anyone over 30 to shout "pull your fucking trousers up" to young people in the street

Pisstachios - the hygienic bowl of free nuts at your favourite pub.

Optipisstic - getting on the tube in the West End after several drinks expecting to make it all the way to Epping without needing to go.

Testiculating - talking bollocks with exaggerated arm movements (thanks to my cousin for that one)