Shit, I'm sushi-challenged...
 

I'd like to try sushi, but I've heard raw fish causes worms to come out of your butt.

1. Can you suggest different kinds of sushi and sauces?
2. Where can I buy good sushi, other than a Japanese restaurant?
3. Do you have any good sushi recipes?

pie!

You're confusing sushi with sashimi. Sushi is made with sushi rice and nori. You can use any toppings you like. Marinaded tofu is good if you're scared of fish. Or use cooked fish if you're scared of raw fish.

You big fucking scaredy cat.

there are plenty of different types of sushi out there that are not fish. we go out for sushi a lot and dont eat any fish at all. yam rolls are good as are vegetable rolls, plus there is always shrimp rolls and various other options like that so there is always something for everyone. most sushi restaurants here have different dishes that are unique and there are are hundreds to choose from.

Sushi rules. Too much of anything -- especially anything good -- will hurt you/kill you. I've ate sushi for 20 years, it rules, eat it.

Sushi is definitley one of the things worth sticking around on this earth for...

i've been an avid sushi eater for six years now and haven't noticed any worms coming out of my butt.

Cucumber rolls and sweet potato rolls are de-lish.

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Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou pie!

this.

peanuts and corn. peanuts and corn. sushi sushi. peanuts and corn.

I heard peanuts and corn make monkeys fly out of your butt...

you're more likely to get butt worms with pork, chicken and barbecue events.

sushi rule. eat it. there's no worm-out-of-your-butt business at all.

raw fish is far far tastier than cooked fish

:eek: ...in what way??
BTW, have you checked yr ass lately?:p

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worms in your butt make sushi come out of ye rmouth.

if you eat raw flour or too much uncooked dough you can dvelop thrush and that is worms leaving your anus and burrowing into your inner assflesh causing rash and itch and seeping and swelling

sashimi can be nice. I have only eaten it a few times though. Sushi/nori rolls are different.

I like inari, personally.

Sashimi is great, but I like rice. I love mackerel. mackerel is a strong tasting fish but it is so delicious to me! That and eel. I love both freshwater and saltware eel.

I have not had a good sushi feast in a while, but there is a place in Houston's new chinatown (west side) called Miyagi Sushi, which is run by an older couple. The lady runs the front of the restaurant and the man is the sushi chef. The wait is long,a nd the place si small but FUCK the sushi is amazing. the guy is an expert and he buys his fish every day himself.

Highly recommended, and not too expensive!