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If you've got Age of Empires III...
I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?
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What? What does this mean? Some kind of riddle, is it? Is the answer 'four'? Oh, I'm very confused. |
If you'd said something lewd, that would've sufficed.
But no, it's a game, and I want to configure it for multiplayer, which means I have to open a port on the router for the game to access. Insert some imbecilic joke about touching nodes. |
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I think you'll find I'll do node such thing. |
So geeky, yet somehow so endearing.
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I have a pork sword I could hack away at your bush with? I can go forward in your port, and I'm certainly not averse to multiplayer. So yes. Whiskey = ace. |
While I more than appreciate the linguistic elan of that sentence, the 'pork' throws me off a bit. I'm not a fan.
Drink up, good sir, drink up. |
I hate it when I miss the boat on an opportunity for juvenile sex jokes.
I also hate seeing "élan" spelled without the accent mark. Ruins the impact. |
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Way to lower the tone, tone-lowerer. |
I live in America. I do not use the word "willie," you cock.
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I haven't played an ensemble game since Age of Mythology, the x-pack for which was utter crap. If it was a southeastern asian mythology-based civ or native american of some kind (mayan, inca, aztec, etc.) I would have been much more satisfied.
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Age of empires, now there's a game I haven't played in a long while.
I can give everyone here the necissarily downloads for Unreal Tournament and if someone is willing to give his IP adres we can all play together and pwn some asses. |
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But I do uphold the criticism of your typing skills. |
My typing skills are indeed subpar, but my proofreading and editing skills are fine-tuned.
Certainly fine-tuned enough to notice when false words are put on the net with my name attached. You must remember, I am of an age where my school papers could be turned in written in longhand. I only started typing in earnest when I got the interweb. |
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Sub-par. Proof-reading. It's all gravy though. Um... dude. I feel wrong. I'm never writing that word again. |
I don't know that hyphens are required for those words.
You live someplace that loves to put extra characters in words though, so I'll go ahead and let those slide. |
I really wish Ensemble would redo Age of Empires 1 and 2 with their new technology though.
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Chief Wiggum: Ha! Hijinx. A funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.
Deputy Eddie: Is it hyphenated? Wiggum: It used to be. Back in the bad old days. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to.  |
We all live in castles and wear top hats. We live on weak tea and football violence. It is a nation full of character, that much is true.
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Well, I was thinking bowler hats, and you made no mention of prawns or crumpets, but close enough. I myself am an obese loudmouth who demands attention while wearing jean-shorts and sipping on a 72-ounce plastic cup of soda while driving a gigantic vehicle to a NASCAR race and talking on a cell phone. |
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You made no mention of watching incomprehensibly long-winded sports in which yours is the only nation that plays, but close enough. I'm also terribly sexually repressed and have very poor dentistry. |
Are you implying that NASCAR isn't a sport, faggot?
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Whenever I try to decide on what should be considered a sport, the parameters always end up including sex, but not golf. I believe my theory is flawed.
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No it isn't.
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And on the first day the Lord said: Acronyms are not sports, you fucktard. |
So God invented the word "fucktard," eh?
God rules. ...or "rulz," as may be your preference. |
I think we both know which nation is most likely to pervert the Queen's English.
Right. That's it. I'm going to bed. I'll continue faux-bitching on the morrow. |
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Yes we do. I believe you speak of the Hip Hop Nation. Just remember, your country is the country that gave us Slade. |
don't think we don't pay the price for Slade every christmas.
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They were on tv yesterday.That program about Top of the Pops.
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sounds interesting.
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I liked the bit about the girls who used to dance for top of the pops when the artist couldn't make it to perform on the program.
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and those goddamn roughians the sex pistols. |
it's ruffians, dear.
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try this... http://www.portforward.com it has a list + explanation for dozens of routers and how to forward ports for each one of them. edit: even has a page specifically for age of empires 3. http://www.portforward.com/english/a...oEIIIindex.htm |
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