Hipster Traps
 

I expected convincing shemales wearing ironic tshirts.

I second that floating

isnt that what all hispters look like nowadays?

anyways here you go:

What's the yellow stuff? Not th spirits... is it a bik chain or something?

meh

is pabst blue ribbon like an official hipster beverage or what?

I felt sure I'd seen linetrap in an SY t-shirt but after 'extensive investigations' I couldn't find anything.

Pretty much. Even down here. I prefer Miller Light myself.

I like the fact that in the first pic you see someone walking towards it. Lol.

me too I am wondering if they will fall for it

making fun of hipster is so hip. i'm sure 95% of everyone who makes fun of them are hipsters themselves.

The notion of a 'hipster' is one entirely devised by the internet. I've said this in several threads but you can probably point out 'hipster' attributes to everyone posting here. And yes, people that use the term in a derogatory usage are probably 'hipsters' themselves that have to put down other people to hide the fact that their whole personality, self-esteem and taste is a lie.

The difference between a hipster (you lot) and someone who's hip (me) is pretty obvious. Though I obviously couldn't explain that to you hipsters.

I have never used the word "hip" to describe my boss-groovy.

You beat me to it. Also, the ''bad'' hipsters generally love me because of how hip I am.

You do realise that, no matter what you say, you are essentially a goth? Drone is happy with his lot - he doesn't try and be hip. Don't mourn it, 'ironically'. Embrace your quintessential inability to comprehend hip.

I have a fucking torn (subway size) Bauhaus - Mask poster hanging up, yesterday my wife was wearing a tshirt from Peter Murphy's latest tour, I've spent the last two days listen to early Cure albums (Pornography & 17 Seconds), I shit bats and Thunderbolt Pagoda is my favorite band.

of course I'm fucking goth.

fixed.

You and your wife would never convince the people at the entrance of The Slimelight if you painted your faces black.

Oh, imagine that! I miss Slimelight.

That is not my idea of goth and never will be.

Oh wait, you were being ironic.

my mother is black and I don't find your jokes about "black face" funny at all, racist.

also, name-dropping clubs is only something hipsters do.

These are my favourite hipsters:

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I take being hip, not a hipster, as serious business. And I'm as far as you can get from being a self-centered arsehole as you get.

i'm hip to be square

I used to be "with it." But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm "with" isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.

are that dude's silicones filled with faygo?

I'm always with ''it!''. The whole point, really.

Porchetto, how do you accomplish such feats of amazement? You should tell us your recipe if you are indeed not a self-centered bastard etc. I mean it really, I want to have a clue-- about *anything*.

I'm a nice dude, really. A bit quiet, sometimes. Always engaging and welcoming. I do like spending time with people. Of course I can be obnoxius.

oh that's not what i meant. i meant the being with "it!". cuz i'm as disoriented as it gets. things are always new all the time and i have no idea of what to do. kinda like the guy in "memento", but with memory.