A thread where Saturnine and Toilet & Bowels can flirt without the use of pms
 

No hijacking here,please.

thanks, but i don't want to go to prison

i bet you'd look good in orange, T&B.

I want a pet penguin. Where can I get one?

steal one from the zoo. you can keep it in the tub.

But where will I keep my mermaid then?

the toilet?

In a manhole!

my uncle once got one of his legs stuck in a manhole

I'm worried about both the toilet and the manhole options. I heard there are crocodiles in the sewers.

This thread could get very dirty & nasty. :cool:

i have an orange t-shirt and it's the most complemtented upon garment i own.

Excuse me, this thread is about my wanting a penguin.

That's nasty! What are your plans with the bird?

this forum does need a flirt section and an ass kissing one.

I'm just imaginin' Marvin Gaye singing "Let's get it on"...

I have no particular plans for the penguin. I guess we'll go out for the odd fish dinner, maybe go to a few gigs, stuff like that.

not to bring you down but , will it really fit in the toilet?

Here ya go.

maybe i should change my tune and become an unrepentant paedophile, like truncated?

I only want a baby one. Hopefully by the time it grows up a bit I'll be in a bigger house and it and the mermaid can have baths of their own. If that doesn't work out, I guess I'll have to release one of them into the Thames.

oh well in that case you're good until the future comes along.

so at least you would look good in the prison jumpsuit.

i'm legal across the pond.

yeah, well much to my relief you are currently in america

I said no hijacking on this thread

Thank you, Porkie.

I'm wondering whether I can lure a penguin back to my flat with a piece of fish tied on the end of a length of string. What sort of fish do they like best?

shark

Do they sell that in Waitrose?

Tesco

From the "Finest" range, or "Value"?

Value

That's cool. Once I've got that all I'll have to do is visit the zoo.

not for long.

that's what worries me.

I'm going to watch "March of the Penguins" again this evening, and see if I can pick up some parenting skills.

This is the best thread I have ever read.

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Sorry, I couldn't resist. :(