The Royal Wedding
 

Tell us your plans for celebrating the big day.

farts

corner the market on commemorative plates.

it's too late for spoons.

How do you brits feel about all this. It is hard to understand here because of our "democracy" and I am a hick from the south as well.

I know that I feel proud to be an American.

what a bunch of soap opera sissy shit this is.

fucking Brits. toodle pip, you cunts.

i'll burn the queen in effigy and piss on the ashes

when the fuck is it anyway?

I kind of expected this response from you nicky;)

I don't know yet.

I've been staring at the arse of a lazy muslim, when I went to the shop today. It was so beautiful and sunny. I love lazy muslim arse.

I will give everyone typhoid fever in honour of Prince Albert

apparently wills is planning to 'whisk her off' after the ceremony.

He's planning a quick dash to Ikea then?



Dirty bastard

yes.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

cheap voodoo

Ha ha ha whisk her off...... great analogy!!

i'll burn the queen in effigy and piss on the ashes

when the fuck is it anyway?

Sounds like a plan

someone, possibly glice, tell us all why this shit still exists?

Frankly I had so much fun being drunk by 9:00 AM during the World Cup last summer I was kind of hoping to go out and get wasted for the royal wedding with my British friend, but frankly it's just not the same....... plus during the world cup I was rooting for Germany....... when england tied that game and then Germany beat Ghana later in the day he tried to fight me and if memory serves me correctly tried to stab me with a ball point pen..........

Any anti-royalist will have to contend with the fact that Prince Philip is the finest comedian this country (and by 'this country', I mean Nefeli's lot) has ever produced. Wills and Kate may be the most soporific divs imaginable, but there's always a good chance he'll mature into being a properly funny racist, like all good royals should be.

It's arguably because we had the quickest reform with regards inhibiting the powers of the monarch - stemming from the reformation and civil war. A weaker monarchy, and a strong parliament, tend to mean that we can have a sinecural monarchy without any need for drastic reform. The conditions in, say, France were very different, and obviously America simply didn't exist as a meaningful thing at the time societies were going through the leaders-by-God phase (obviously, there were people in America, their voice and history was just silenced).

Monarchy is a joke.
Jokes shouldn't cost anything to people who don't find it funny.

people would immediatley dismiss that interview with that football hooligan but he does have a point.

personally, i really don't think mixed races under the same law works out all that well.

I could tell why but it would come out all rascist and people would miss the gist of what I am saying on a public message board.

class systems are always wrong even if it is imposed by violence or by economics

what is this?

No way bro, I don't think that saying interracial marriages are a bad idea sounds racist.......

Wait what does racist mean again? Is it like when you coordinate all the boats in a race to be different colours? That seems like a lot of hassle for a simple regata......

why is this a thread?

Just imagine, a law purporting to represent everyone in a given society.

I really don't think mixed races under the same law works out all that well.

All joking aside, you're both fuckwits and I'd quite like it if you ate some bleachcakes please.

Wills n' Kate are getting married, innit?

probably has more to do with Pookie smelling like bums and wee

I'm almost reasonably positive my post was sarcastic...... I guess it wasn't succinct enough for this crowd....... I guess you could have read the second part..........

You actually expect me to read things? God, I'd never get anything done if I did that.

I know I would read something carefully before inviting someone to consume poison and thus end their life....... but hey bro that's just me......... I'm a lover, not a fighter..........

wtfX1,546

wtf italics

Italics are a true measure of a gentleman's ability to convey meaning....... anything less would be uncivilized......... that's why I received but declined an invitation to the royal wedding, but I will not bypass my democratic right to vote in the Canadian federal election May 2nd......

wtf

yall r some crazy motherfuckers over there

There are infomercials coming on advertising cheap replicas of her engagement ring

yes democracy really does not exist here

yes i have always had that view about us jumping into other countries and forcing our sytem down thier throats because ppl asume it is for thier own good

love yr links always