i want to open a bar/venue. what should i call it?
 

any suggestions?

Tell us a bit about it first please, I'd hate to suggest an inappropriate name.

going to be small and in no way a trendy filth hole. pretty basic at first but with the ability to put on art/party's/gigs.

huggy cockroach?

The Weird Beard.

i like the jolly trollop.

You can get away with that, as you are English.

Filthy Molly's?

The trollop would be a good name for a bar.haha.Careful about the clientele that you might attract though.

yeah either total nathan barley's or hookers.

Lardy Tramp. I don't know why, they just happen to be two words that came to mind together.

Piss Flapz

No z's for s's, please.

Sorry, Piss Flaps then.

Ping Pong

"Ridiculous Twat"

Boy's Secret Garden or Perfumed Garden.

The Horse Barracks

Suck It And See

He bgb's

I have no suggestions at the moment but this sounds like an exciting development and I wish you the best of luck. Is this something you are planning to doing Berlin may I ask?

possibly, but there are a few places i would like to do it. i know its gonna be a headache but what isnt?

jon boy's special hole

naaaa there is nothing speacial about it sadly.

Call it The Dingy or Molochs

I think Moloch's is good.

alright. as long as i get to keep all the profits.

I agree.

oh man! is that like if you kiss a coin at a casino for someone then you are entitled to some of the winnings? people could make a living of that.

"Kill You In The Face"

or

"Wasted, Again"

both very good suggestions. i like kill you in the face especially.

The Puke Bucket

Totem


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there was (it's closed down now) this cool place in Athens called "The Engine Room" after the Mike Watt album "Contemplating the Engine Room."

I've always thought that was a great name for a bar.

The Sun of the Rising House

or

Covert & Son

The Dirt Hole

Hell

Wrecked 'Em!

"witchcraft"

"Winter Home"

sounds like a trendy hole to me.