Damn & Blast
 

What is your favourite swear word?

It's already been done, cunt.

I went through a period of really liking the word cunt, I would use it in the same way as you would shit or fuck, but generally I think it has to be the word twat.

I think I did this one before. I probably didn't include 'pooh' though. I suspect cunt won out in the end.

i'd vote for "Klaatu barada nikto", but it's not an option.

Fucktards a good one

'Pooh' is a illustrated childrens book character.

What about dagnabbit? Or darn? Or fiddle sticks?

Glice, it was you who did it before. I believe 'other' one but I'm sure cunt was damn close. It's a very fine word.

I was trying to keep it clean.

Skank but I voted for swipe me although I don't know what it means.

One poll too far.

I picked damn. Just casue...

Look who's talking!

Bugger off.

hey!

Polls eh? Who'd make 'em?

There's a magical bit in one of the Bertie Wooster stories where Wooster says 'Oh Dash it all, Aunt Agatha...' and Agatha, horrified, tells Bertie to 'keep that sort of language in the gutter'.

Anyway, 'damnation' is cool.

When I was training to be a sports coach, the guy who ran the course swore a lot, and he eventually trained himself to use the word 'sausage' instead.

stop this putrid cuntwater
well fuckaluck
that sentence was most cuntascious!
you just shot innocent children for no reason and watched them bleed to death, why did you suddenly decide to republican it!

burger, hahahahahahaha

Now Everyneurotic, you know that I love you and all that, but do you not feel that that's going a bit too far? There are limits, you know.

hahahahahahahahahaha

that's the best cuss word ever, i'm going to apply to everything!!!

I've just heard a woman on The Apprentice USA use the expletive "Jiminy Christmas!". I should have included that!!

That's sweet. Nothing at all to do with cussing, but when I did jury service one judge admonished a barrister's inquisition by saying that there was 'nothing to be gained by going into every jot and tittle of the matter'.

I misquoted you when I repped you, HP. Still very funny.

bob saget

And as for this one...

Pooh is an italian band, and in this case Pooh and poo have the exact same meaning to me.
Pookie, are you having a near death experience and you're watching your life backwards or what? What's up with all this threads digging?

I was looking for a particular thread I started a while ago, and just came across a couple I didn't remember starting.

Not that a great deal of thought goes into most threads that are started, so it's not so suprising you forget them.

By the way, I think (and hope) that Pookie is not even aware of Pooh's (the band) existence, it must be something else.

Generally I use "bugger", but sometimes that just isn't enough, and then I resort to "arsebollocksshitfuck", which covers most eventualities.

i use fuck and shit a lot.

if i hit my hand with a hammer or such then i say cuntingfuck which is a good one.

ha ha
ha h a ha haaaaa

fucking

you're just flirting there.

It was a tough choice between blast and bugger; I went with blast because it's easier to say. I've been keen on the british words lately, I tend to say bloody a lot as well, and I'm not sure why.

i use "bitch" allllllll the time.

i've been trying to rep you forever and ever, but it says i need to spread it around. :(

dear fuck

an of course

fuck off you fucking fuck you fucking suck fuck cockface
(after that i am all "ck"ed out) also some of those "fucks" are verbs and others are nouns

calling people cuntface is fun

but fuck & all its variants is my "preferred" linguistic tool. fuck, "fuck" is just a part of my vocabulary, not even a "swear" word. well, in some places it can be quite rude.

i use "shit" a lot too.

fuckin shittt!!!!!

etc.