Thanks
 

I'd rather not hijack threads, so a general thanks to those who asked after me.

I am out of the hospital, and no, I did not have an STD or bodily deformity. It was quite odd, I was feeling a bit off (headachey, nauseous, etc.), and after being discovered raving with a fever of an insanely high degree, I was carted off to the hospital, where it was discovered I had some random infection, which they still have no idea how I caught.

I was all wired up to antibiotic IVs, but while I was confined to a hospital bed, I was often doped up on some delightful pain medication, and when I was coherent, I got in some much-desired reading time, so all in all, it wasn't that awful.

The hospital I was at also served Yoplait rather than their own brand of food, so that was a bonus. Mmmm....yoghurt.....

One of my roommates was this horrifically old, obstreperous woman who, when with her family, was quiet and demure, a well-behaved patient. When they went home, she began screaming and shitting herself in her bed. It all turned out to be a devious plot to get the nurses to give her extra pain medication just to quiet her down. Messy, but not a bad plan at all.

More interesting tales to come. But anyhow, in a rare moment of gravity, really, I appreciate the welcome. Thanks everyone.

that sucks, im glad you better now though.:)

The forum was certainly missing a good old character such as yourself. Glad you're back.

You didn't get another nose job while you were in there did you?

how many have you had already?

glad you are back, truncy.

his hands typed "nose",his brain screamed "boob"....welcome back truncated,glad to hear you're ok.

I love hospital stories. Nice to have ya back.

Truncated lives!

She's back....with a vengance?

for all we know she might have huge ones already

good to have you back truncy, i missed you.

While I can appreciate well-endowed females, I myself am glad I do not have massive breasts. There's too much potential for back problems when you're older, and on the wrong frame, they can make you look heavier than you are.

Here's quite an old photo, from the same wedding I've posted a photo from before. This may give a vague idea of my decidedly unimpressive (yet personally preferred) breast size, as it is a shitty scanned photo:



*Edit: My sister has massive breasts. Massive. I swear they have to make custom bras for her.

you can always get implants removed

Are you speaking from personal experience?

i've thought about getting all those muscle implants some guys get so they can look like this

Which one's you?

Good to have you back in the land of the living (if you can call this place the land of the living).

middle one,you fool!

I didn't like to assume!

ah, the truncky! welcome back. very nice to see your fine ass again.

i had been asking about your ailments in some kind of mix tape thread. some speculated horrible scenarios but i figured it was a cover to carry out espionage in iran or something of that sort. in any case, great to see you're back.

ps- and nice funbags, felicia :D

wise choice.p.s. check pms!i don't remember what,but i wrote you something.

truncy is a changed man.

you mean like superman in the phone boot?

And you think you're telling someone something in confidence.

My, I didn't even know you were gone.

Приветсвуйте назад.

we've been through that already. it's time to upgrade, hence flogging is in order.

hey truncated! glad you're doing better.

i do? who said that?

Hey there.

It's great that you're back and on your way to full health. I really hope things continue to improve.

The board is always the better for your contributions.

Welcome back, darling.

Glad you're ok and, from a selfish perspective, posting your nonsense on the board once more.

glad to hear you are well!!!!