HaydenAche is 16!
 

Happy Birthday!

hey happy birthday you brat.

that's wouldn't be you greeting yourself, would you?

hm no... you wouldn't be up so early in the day.

ave a great one.

and are you legal for something, now, anyway?

I'm glad I got rid of my car!




Happy Birthday, beanpole.

Yes, all those lovely girls out there, who want hayden, he's now legal!!!

He's legal and still uninterested!

Here in canada we're legal at 14 :p. Not for long though, Harper set it back to 16. But now I can't get it on with 15 year olds or younger ones :(...

in what? he's gotta be interested in something. last i heard, he wanted you ass and called you something like finely preserved manmeat. maybe you can give him his birthday present. :D

I was referring to Lurker's reference to girls.

And being referred to as "finely preserved" is a double-edged sword of flattery and painfulness.

oh. girls? for hayden? you're a cruel man....
last i heard he married truncated but couldn't perform his duties as a husband...

wow, but 14 is bit young.

fresh and tight? C'mon, they're not broken in yet.

Haha

Like a new shoe that bleeds

Here Hayden.This is for you.

Thank you, darlings. It's been a good day so far. I have class in like a half hour.

CONGRATS

he is 16! i thought he was still 10?

May I ask how you passed high school, grandpa?

happy birthday!!

hope you get your wish of meeting jamie stewart, have a good one!!

did you get the wolf eyes/anthony braxton boot i sent ya?

Yeah. I did. Thanks alot for that, man.

i passed school with flying colours, got several certificates at college and a diploma at university.

Did you go to the ALC?

Happy Birthday, whore.

happy birthday baby bunny!

happy birthday. From the neck down this dude looks like me, minus th eamount of upper chest hair. Almost....scarey.

sort of. you're prettier though.

Hmmm....

Pix please.....I'm not sure if I believe you.

Do you have the girlish sun tattoo as well?

Do you fluff up a chubby & wear your fly open like that?

that sun looks kind of mean.

but really who the fuck gets a tattoo of the sun anyway?

that dude in the picture for starters?

Henry Rollins?

they're not people.

sun worshippers?

moonphobes?

nostalgic political refugees from the tropics living in sweden?

i'll consider it.

I suspect the word would be lunaphobes.

it WOULD be, if i wanted it. though i you'd go to the greek roots it would be selenophobes. but who wants to write the etimological dictionary? not me, my friend-- i am like humpty dumpty. yes, not only do i have an egg-shaped waist, i am also THE MASTER.

so can i start calling you that?