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Use this thread to make fun of porkmarras, call him a slimy pig, etc.

porkmarras you are a piggy pig.

And you need a fucking shower! And you look like bacon.

Isn't looking like bacon more of a compliment to a pig?

You mean pigs like to be dead and packaged up in little boxes?

Dude is so gay.
And old.

porkmarras is poo.

porkmarras is a slimy pig.and he likes to mash all his sentances together.like this.pig.pork.

A beautiful man. I'm the age of consent now, right?

Come to america.

I'm not fucking old,you bastards!I'm 32 wich means i'm younger than people who are 33 years old.

Oooh, mince. Cripes, I really like MIA. Oooh, gay.

ha!

Porkmarras is all ego and no content.

Jerk.

See?

porkys cool. he makes random stuff

Creep.

Homosexual.

Jewish.

Porkmarras wears trousers that he stole from a tramp.

Bastard.

Sorry, was that supposed to be a secret? At least I didn't mention that you stole your underwear from Joanna Lumley's dustbin.

Robot.

Meep meep