Will you marry me?
 

You don't have to answer right away, let it sink in a little.

no.

you're no toilette, but i'll consider it.

sorry, no.

No.

you know, after some long hard thinking, i decided that i can't commit to it.
sorry.

Yes. I need a visa, and you're nice.



I call hot blonde wife!

Yeah, gan on then. Why not, loads of people do it. It'll be fun.

i am not sure pitsburg is ready.

even if you underwent a sex-change operation, i'd still be repelled by the stench of male armpit

so i cannot say "yes"

but do you have a hot sister?

Since when do all males have stinking armpits?

mine dont stink, they smell of calvin klein for armpits. its his new fragrance.

any male armpit stinks to my nose

something to do with hormones and the brain-- male pit makes me violent

i swear

no offense porkie, i am sure you are as clean & perfumed as it can get.

but i prefer the alluring scent of estrogen & female copulins.

My armpits smell like dinner rolls. How could you dislike that?

Actually I don't blame you, I think girls smell a lot nicer than guys too. I'm not a very good prospective husband for a gay or bisexual man, because I wouldn't be very sexual at all with them.

I've got 3 sisters, one of which is fat and ugly. The other two would be considered attractive.

gross man. you have invaded my territory. now i feel like beating you up :D

What are your prospects like?

What are your tongs like?

Do you look like this?

are his tattoos real or for a movie or something?

Ugh, I am sick of people photoshopping his head onto my body. Assholes. My santa maria tattoo is for me only.

I don't think that they're real but,damnit,what a studmuffin he is!

I voted Yes for no reason.

Come on, admit it. You think guys who live with their moms, don't drive and have expressed a dislike for cunnilingus are hot.

Ah, you always know the best way to make me erect porkie

Man, how many more bad things can you remember about me?

Edit:

Also to defend myself:

If you saw my parent's house, you'd want to live with them too.

I have problems with my eyes that has made it very dangerous for me to drive- bad depth perception, increased sensitivity to light. I recently started to go to an opthamologist instead of an optometrist, and my God, it makes a world of a difference.

Lastly, I have found that the reason I had a distaste for cunnilingus was more about the circumstances under which I did, not for what it actually is. From now on, I will glady perform as long as the woman is in a position that will cause me excruciating discomfort to my neck.

let's get to the marrying and fornication

Post-marital fornication, you get married and pretend you aren't when you have sex so it seems dirtier!

I hope you realize I was just joshing you in a friendly way.
I re-read my post and it sounded pretty rude.

I didn't take too much offense to it, but I thought "man, this guy has a good memory."

I am feeling more and more territorial and on the defensive because the summer is over, things are slowing down, and lastly my friend's very young girlfriend (she is almost 16, he is 18) told me that she needs to set me up with a chick meaning my sexual frustration must be incredibly apparent to her and I'm not all that opposed to dating a highschooler of legal age (one that turns 17 before I turn 21) and I've found that the age difference between me and the girls I date keeps growing, instead of diminishing.

Why am I telling you this and making myself look more like a loser? I guess I need to vent.

September always sort of blows though.

Yeah, September does blow.

I wanna marry you and divorce you and get half your pedals!

teehee

Don't you have enough already?

Dunno...

Well you dunneedano, because I have the answer. And that answer is 'no, you should actually give pedals away'.

You should wait a year or so Chout, my board (which I purposefully made to be 3x the pedals I have) will hopefully be full by then.

what are you?

What do you mean what am I?

sex, sign, religion, political party, what?

sex?