i have a question
 

if you could kill yourself, or someone you don't like, how would you do it?

kill myself = either hanging myself or some pills
kill somebody = i'd give money to someone to do that instead of me

I wouldn't ever do either. To do so would be to damn yourself to animalism.

If I were to kill someone? Hmm.....I don't know. It may depend on how much I hate that person.


As for myself? Definitely pills or some sort of drugs.

Kill myself: glue my hands to my head and hang myself on a pianowire (so when my head gets cut off it will look like I've ripped my own head off since I'm holding it)
Kill someone else: same as EVOLghost

hahahaha awesome. Great way to go.

so much lol in this post.

Self = start with a monolithic intravenous dose of morphine. Increase the dose every few minutes while listening to some serene shoegazey guitar solo, a la Yo La Tengo.

Someone I didn't like = Drop them in a pit full of thousands of starving rapid house cats. It'd be slow, and monstrously painful, but that's cool.

Morphine for me too

ditto.

It would be like Batman. Do not kill, just cripple the person and give them a fate worse than death.

helium

self i would jump in front of a train, i like those things.


someone else? well there's so many opportunities there. maybe make them eat a few handfuls of cement powder

i'd go off beachy head

and they'd go off beachy head

(not that i was anywhere near there officer, i was at home. asleep. alone.)

First, I would bleed evolghost into unconsciousness by making 1000 paper cuts on his tiny penis. Then, after making sure that I had enough blood for my black rites, I'd throw him into the spiderpit.

Praise Lloth.

I have heard that can run as low as 5 grand.

You animal!



ps. You have a simple error in yer post. You put "tiny penis" when I think you should have put, "above average penis". I wanted to clear this up, as it's going to need more than 1000 cuts to simply take the blood out of my cock alone.

My first thought: call OJ Simpson.

After giving this some thought, I realized it made me a bit uncomfortable to think about. Because it begs the question why. And then I'd have to get into a dark headspace. And you know, I really don't want to go there.

It's also potentially incriminating. I think already I've said too much. I was never here. There are no dead bodies. Do not follow the bunny.

lol above average.

kill yrself

Psh...you're all looking into this too deeply.

Okay howabout tying someone up, throwing them into a large tank of water and electrocuting them.

Is that better?

:confused: I think he means we are having to squint to see his penis from here.

Much. Creativity is key.




If I REALLY hate the person, why not drown them in boiling water?

Morphine Morphine Morphine.

Kickin' back, watching something weird and possibly worthy of last minute revelation like Dr. Strangelove, in one of those "football" chairs guys use, with an iced chai in my cup holder, and a good selection of vivid graphic literature stacked next to me.

Also some mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Then I'd press "up" casually every fifteen minutes or so on my IV drip (a bag big enough to drown a Doberman in), and I'd make a day of it.

Death would be sweet.

Myself: Pills
Someone else: Wouldn't unless it was necessary (self defense), which would be by any means necessary.

Im for equal opportunities, kill everyone the same way; by overeating of trifle sponges.



I am become Jelly, the destroyer of worlds

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