random things you have done in your existence
 

I've sailed across the English Channel four times in a tall ship.

One like this:

Once I went to a farm and learned how a cow is milked

I cycled all around corse with my father. tour de corse. I was 14.

One time I watched larry king. It was alright, I don't see anything special though

I destroyed classrooms in a public school.

i saved a boy who wanted to commit suicide from the roof of my school.
sadly enough 2 years later he drawned in a lake during summer vacations.
nowadays three birches planted in the school's garden commemorate his existence.

I ate mushrooms everyday (sometimes twice a day) for two and a half weeks. people speak of mushrooms having some kind of tolerance like acid, but I can assure you, they are ALL mistaken.

I fed and stared at some pigeons even though i hate those creatures.

here's a move i occasionally pull during the summer:

there's this campground near my house and when i drive home from work at 3am i lay on the horn as i drive by all the tents & trailers.

i know, what a dick.

I went skateboarding at a skatepark in the middle of a bunch of tents during this huge local music festival at 4 AM. It was wonderful. Some bitch came out and started yelling and I just told her to be quiet or she'd wake up the other campers.

I've been to a World Series game.

I have consumed two fish-eyes, and it's not that bad.

do you want us to tell you things at random?

or do you want us to tell you things we've done "randomly" as kinda like in a misunderstanding of the existentialist's "free action"?

well??

i stole little boy suspenders from the lsot and found at a dance studio. some little kid out there is probably very upset.

I wrote $1,000,000 really big on a poster board, put an old suite on and knocked on people's doors telling them they won $1,000,000. Got it all on film too.

haha nice, totally worth it. Good read!

Oh and TheDom, you should make a YSI link for the videos, that would be interesting to watch

I don't think I can.

I only have it on VHS and I don't think I could ever figure out how to record it on the computer.

aah, that's a drag. maybe pookie will set up a Mix Tapes: Video Edition.

haha that would be ace

You could watch my 7th grade box office smash hit "Alien Warship Part 1"

Oh man, I've done sooo many random things in my short life.

hmmmm, was it YOU that spraypainted all those "pacmans" around the city? Seriously, they're everywhere.

me and my x used to go into a shoddy graveyard at night with torches.
it was in prague and for some reason they didnt fill the graves with dirt, they just pushed a big concrete slab over the top so they could add more corpses from teh same family later. we could see thru the cracks. the coffins had rotted and we could see the bones. there was one guy who was 200 years old with a whole row of gold teeth.
interesting.

i pissed my pants on purpose at an outside concert because the bathroom lines were too long.

this was like a year ago

That's my girl!

And one can add the difficulty of the task of just choosing one story to the dilemmas related in the above post.

aww. i knew you'd be proud

Grrrrrrr, those pacman things piss me off! If you're going to spray paint something do something cool, not just some dinky pacman. I do however like those blob monster things with the upside down heart (if that makes any sense it you)

But in response to the threads Q... I have hated on many a person for the misuse of the word "random". ESPECIALLY the fucking idiot teenagers that call themselves random, or things they do random. When you ahve been planning to say "purple monkey" out loud in class when asked a question all day, it is not random. Fuck you.

WHICH IS NOT an attack at you, Mister Thread Maker. I'm just sayin'.

I have gone to church when I was like.. 4, only because I slept at my religious aunt+uncle+cousins' house on a saturday... First+last time ever.

I never knew you were from Ottawa. ... I knew Inhuman was though... I was there.. for about an hour. I bought my mom and dad a cake at the big bakery in the market area!

Alright, some of my random things.

~ Me and my friends found a giant bag on takeout from Boston Pizza in the parking lot that someone had driven away and left, so we ate it.
~ Made one of those Blair Witch stick men out of branches and hung it over the middle of some pond
~ stole some guys flower pot full of plants randomly one night. We had a Fisher Price wagon tied to the back of a bike and bungee corded the plants in.

Once, Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says are you alright?
I said I must be fine cause my heart's still beating
come and kiss me by the riverside,
bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating

Red hair with a curl
mellow roll for the flavor
and the eyes were peeping
can't keep away from the girl
these two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting
can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

Can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

Fell in love with a girl
fell in love once and almost completely
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading
she turns and says are you alright?
I said I must be fine cause my heart's still beating
come and kiss me by the riverside,
bobby says it's fine he don't consider it cheating

Can't think of anything to do
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind today. Great film

Uh-huh.

static-i love that song

um.. today i ate some food, and worked on my backward hip-circle on the uneven bars.

You must spread some "HI-OHH!!"s around before giving it to TheDom again. ed mcmahon is your bitch.

i've seen a dog vomit and i've never owned a dog.

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Originally Posted by EMMAh Grrrrrrr, those pacman things piss me off! If you're going to spray paint something do something cool, not just some dinky pacman. I do however like those blob monster things with the upside down heart (if that makes any sense it you)

I don't really recall the ones with the upside down heart myself, but I'd probably know what you mean if I saw one. Apparently the pacmans are the symbol of one of the biggest spray painter dudes in ottawa, and he passed away, and so people spraypainted pacman ghosts to remember him. That's what I heard, don't know how true it is. I'm just really annoyed that someone tore down the "swap box". It was a small box on the rideau side (heading towards end hits) and you put swap an item thats in the box with something of your own. It was the coolest idea ever, and I was always hoping someone would leave a joint or something


Nice! I love going to the market area, it's the only place in ottawa that I know of that sells WIRE magazines on the shelf.

I watched One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest today. My new favorite movie

once i fell down a stairwell and my arm went through a pane of glass in the door at the bottom and i have a purple scar on the top of my wrist from it.

Once I stayed up for 36 hours without any kind of drug aside from caffine (sodas)

Once I broke my arm when I was 4 by jumping out a swing