Why does GAIL so insistently want my number?
 

Yr fucking welcome.

you have pills, jester?

No. Just a sparkling personality.

I've got your number.

You have me beat then. I have no earthly clue what it might be these days.

512-somethingsomethingoranother

you must be a pretty bitch, Mr. Slowly.

this is good
a*beamic, don't know how to describe it
i want to live that fast
just one of those stars that flash away in the 12.5 billion years of cosmos
flash and 100 years are over

imagine 7 billion of those represent the human population
and all will dissapear in the cosmos

hellow ,contact to earth, hellow
is some there?
hellow?

no use for me having a phone number

She wants to ask you out on a date....







woah....

Oh god, I'm so very taken but masturbating furiously nonetheless.

Hngggggggg o.jesuzzzz

I keep hearing this in swa(y)'s voice.

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