porkmarras
 

is porkmarras still about?
i cant see posts or threads from him as i have been away for the past 2.5 weeks?

am i missing something?
did shit go down?

He moved to the Sugababes discussion board after a particularly nasty exchange in the Sonic Youth vs Sugababes thread.

There was all sorts of (as you call it) shit going down.

EDIT: I would post a link to the thread if I wasn't feeling so lazy. Just do a search.

Porkmarras is currently in hiding following what is beleived to have been an unsuccessful attempt by him to be adopted by Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Did they turn him down?

Not black and cute enough.

Although he's got the cute covered.

aww post me the link pookie, i dont have the time to do a search, i'm in work today

lads....


i want answers... where the fuck is he?

He got kicked off for telling a homophobic joke.

really???

It was the one about the black pudding, the white pudding, and the brown pudding.

Be careful, Pookie. Even referring to that joke can get you banned in the new SY board police state.

Have you told Fishmonkey about the SY board police state?

I've got to go now, so you'll have to explain it to him.

i hear brad and angie are in a war with madge and guy over who will adopt him. jen and vince may join the struggle.

c'mon someone explain.

Hey where is he I sort of miss the bloke.

Yeah, it's kinda like when a bully at school beats you up everyday and then the beating suddenly stops. You miss the attention. Your day feels incomplete.

He repped me yesterday, he's not gone. But yeah, I haven't seen posts from him in quite a while

This could be a good thing. He's nicer when he's quiet.

good thing??

no way is this a good thing, he kept this board going with madcap humour.
he's one of the soundest blokes here, outspoken yes but also very sound..

this sucks..

next you'll be telling me Hip Priest and Glice were fucked off the board...

wow, this place is gettin pretty shitty pretty quickley

board police indeed.

FUCK THE POLICE.

It'd be nice to see him posting again.

I'm just saying...

Though he has repped me.

Okay, so maybe it's a bad thing. Come back, Porky!!!

Maybe he's just sick, like Bueller.

maybe he's secretly working on a very big, very important thread. Something that will revolutionise the forum. He'd be capable of that.

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut
Maybe he went to get a striped shirt
Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes
Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses
Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka
...

Or a decent bookmark. Good quality, nice bookmarks are hard to find in the UK.

Maybe it's a worldwide problem, but I didn't feel suitably informed on the global bookmark industry to opine with any authority on the issue.

Maybe he's in love. I hope he is, he deserves it.

Porky seen at Heathrow, Tuesday:

guess he changed his mind....didn't he want to became asian?

im not too fond of the fellow, so whatevzzz

I heard porky is in hiding along with the rest of the terrorists suspected in the Sonic Youth board hijack. Poor guy. He looks too good to hide in a cave.

Has anyone noticed that Pookie's been a bit quiet today?

Maybe we're all being abducted one by one. Which worries me, as I live within twenty miles of both of them and I fear I could be next.

I hope they aren't picking out the witty Englishmen first! Who could be after you? Glice?

I think I may have an anxiety attack. I think they nabbed AssBlaster first. He hasn't been on here in a long time. Who will the pick up in the states? Truncy? Cantanky? Myself???

I think I'm going to faint.

Please correct your typing before you faint. Surely you don't want your last sentence on this earth to contain a spelling mistake, do you?

Dear, God, no! Thanks for that. I must remain calm and try to get more rep before I get abducted. That's the only way you can buy your way out of being hostage.

Rep didn't help Porky, did it?

I know! I'm trying to console myself. Is there no way out of our certain fate?

We should all line our rooms with silver foil, and wear beekeepers hats.

You mean to tell me you haven't already been doing that? I'm in a closet right now with nothing but a computer, a weeks supply of smokes and coffee, and my Star Wars DVD collection. There is no way those motherfuckers are taking me without a fight.

Oh bollocks. I'm off to stake myself out on the top of a hill, with "Take Me Now" written on my forehead in felt pen. May as well get it over and done with.

Bye.

He is probably just working too hard, and not giving enough attention to the board.

Every night I am abducted by space aliens (as opposed to illegal aliens) and returned by morning. That's why you'll never see me post here at night. In case you're wondering.