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atari 2600 10.23.2006 10:16 AM

Justin Timberlake:one of the stupidest performers ever?
 
Simply put, Justin Timberlake is the antichrist of rock. Pete Townshend would be doing the world a favor if he smashed Timberlake over the side of the head with a Les Paul.




As per the example below, "Justin Timberfake" is what concerned Justin Haters call Justin Timberlake, a perverted idiot from *NSUCK.

kid1: did you see that pervert who ripped off part of Janet Jackson dress?

kid2: you mean Justin Timberfake?

kid1: yeah

HaydenAsche 10.23.2006 10:17 AM

Yes.

screamingskull 10.23.2006 10:18 AM

does anyone else think janet and michael jackson are the same person?

HaydenAsche 10.23.2006 10:18 AM

No, dear.

Janet is black.

atari 2600 10.23.2006 10:21 AM

And what's up with Justin's assumed last name, "Timberlake?"

Isn't this a blatant ploy to get dunderheads who wear "Timberland" apparel to readily identify with him?

screamingskull 10.23.2006 10:22 AM

but if she was to put make up on and prosthetics etc etc etc!!!!, come on you never see them together and they talk the same way.

and michaels kids are white proving that they were adopted, and why?, because micheal doesn't have a penis because he is janet!!!!!

king_buzzo 10.23.2006 10:24 AM

his music is pointless. such a cunt

atari 2600 10.23.2006 10:25 AM

Well, some people who hang out here for God only knows what reason profess not to really like Sonic Youth, but they seem to really like Justin Timberlake.

HaydenAsche 10.23.2006 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamingskull
but if she was to put make up on and prosthetics etc etc etc!!!!, come on you never see them together and they talk the same way.

and michaels kids are white proving that they were adopted, and why?, because micheal doesn't have a penis because he is janet!!!!!


Publish these findings and I'll read them.

porkmarras 10.23.2006 10:26 AM

Pathetic,as usual.

atari 2600 10.23.2006 10:28 AM

Did you lose your erection, pork?

porkmarras 10.23.2006 10:29 AM

Yep,as a child.Was i not on your ignore list?

atari 2600 10.23.2006 04:01 PM

He's gone limp now.

val-holla-ing 10.23.2006 06:11 PM

i guess i'm the only one who thinks that his new album is great. timbaland can make anything turn to gold...then platinum.

Jico 10.23.2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing
i guess i'm the only one who thinks that his new album is great. timbaland can make anything turn to gold...then platinum.

Timbaland is a maneater and so are you.

val-holla-ing 10.23.2006 07:01 PM

that's a good thing, right? or are you some sort of oil guzzling homophobe?

porkmarras 10.24.2006 03:24 AM

Nope,you're not the only one.Count me and Glice on that one.

Glice 10.24.2006 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Nope,you're not the only one.Count me and Glice on that one.


People who don't like Justin are the same as people who don't like Prince or who don't like pre-90s Micheal Jackson. They have no genitals, and rather than having sex, they rub their shapeless skin against other people's shapless skin.

Intellivision 10.24.2006 09:20 AM

Um, I like the good Prince albums. Only douchebags think that Justin makes good tunes. There's no way he'll ever actually make a good album, little boy --- not even if you suck on his balls the whole time.

porkmarras 10.24.2006 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
Um, I like the good Prince albums. Only douchebags think that Justin makes good tunes. There's no way he'll ever actually make a good album, little boy.

Calm down atari.Come here,one more injection for you barking mad hippie.
 

Glice 10.24.2006 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
Um, I like the good Prince albums. Only douchebags think that Justin makes good tunes. There's no way he'll ever actually make a good album, little boy --- not even if you suck on his balls the whole time.


Interestingly, I was sucking on George Micheal's balls during the recording of his last album (except for that month period where we had a bit of argument about technique - he was really cool in the end, we sat down with a beer and laughed about it) and his last album was totally shit. See also Robbie Williams and Wolf Eyes.

porkmarras 10.24.2006 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
Um, I like the good Prince albums. Only douchebags think that Justin makes good tunes. There's no way he'll ever actually make a good album, little boy --- not even if you suck on his balls the whole time.

 

val-holla-ing 10.24.2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intellivision
Um, I like the good Prince albums. Only douchebags think that Justin makes good tunes. There's no way he'll ever actually make a good album, little boy --- not even if you suck on his balls the whole time.


have you even heard the new album? it's got so much prince in it, it hurts!

atari 2600 11.02.2006 02:18 PM

I saw a commercial last night that Justin Timberlake is coming here to Charlottesville to the new John Paul Jones Stadium that was built for the UVA Cavaliers basketball team. Pink is the opener.

haha

Glice 11.02.2006 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing
have you even heard the new album? it's got so much prince in it, it hurts!


It has, from what I've heard, got Prince coming out of at least out-holes. It's Princier than Prince is lately.

Val-holla-ing: Please continue being correct nearly all of the time (Elvis issue notwithstanding).

Trasher02 11.02.2006 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamingskull
does anyone else think janet and michael jackson are the same person?

Yes.

alteredcourse 11.02.2006 03:04 PM

this "whole justin timberlake thing" is particularly annoying , because not only does it carry the general and expected waves of screaming idiot fans who wont stop shoving it in your face , but has born a breed of know-it-alls , the music-savvy appreciators of "what a good song is, i tell you whut" , who continue to persist in explaining that timbaland is a good producer .

Both breeds are ceaselessly annoying and i want to throw you all into tree chippers ...equally <3

atari 2600 11.02.2006 03:07 PM

But, alteredcourse, he brought "sexy back." haha

A cool-sounding filtered vocal does not make for an automatically good song.

Now, if Justin got Wendy and Lisa in his band and Pink did that Sunday Night Football song haha then I might go.

UVRAY 11.02.2006 03:09 PM

It is my strongest conviction that Justin Timberlake should be sent to the electric chair.

But administered with just enough volts to subdue him.

After which he should be taken and hung from the fingertips and finally, the lethal injection administered to his genitals.

I am sure I need not elaborate on the nature of his crimes.

porkmarras 11.02.2006 03:10 PM

Yes you do but then,fuck it,don't bother.

porkmarras 11.02.2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse
this "whole justin timberlake thing" is particularly annoying , because not only does it carry the general and expected waves of screaming idiot fans who wont stop shoving it in your face , but has born a breed of know-it-alls , the music-savvy appreciators of "what a good song is, i tell you whut" , who continue to persist in explaining that timbaland is a good producer .

Both breeds are ceaselessly annoying and i want to throw you all into tree chippers ...equally <3

You just need to go and jump off a cliff.Fuck it!

thewall91 11.02.2006 03:18 PM

i'm going to see him in february. i enjoy a good concert and will see just about anyone. i have a feeling he puts on a great show. i'll be sure to tell you all when i get back. i like his few radio hits but don't own any albums.

alteredcourse 11.02.2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
You just need to go and jump off a cliff.Fuck it!

i could do that , but with my luck the birds would swoop around me during my fall , pecking my eyes out to the rhythm "PECK . PECK . PECK..YEA !!"
and i canot have that .

porkmarras 11.02.2006 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse
i could do that , but with my luck the birds would swoop around me during my fall , pecking my eyes out to the rhythm "PECK . PECK . PECK..YEA !!"
and i canot have that .

 

alteredcourse 11.02.2006 05:50 PM

i dont follow .
what are you saying ?

atari 2600 11.02.2006 06:14 PM

He's saying, "Call off your dogs, alteredcourse, because Justin is my main man!"

Dude looks like a man-child. He could never bring sexy back.

Prince...now there's a man-child everyone can enjoy eating up with a spoon.

porkmarras 11.02.2006 06:19 PM

I even put you off ignore.....i don't have insults for you tonight.I think you that you are a silly twat beyond insults.Enjoy your ........ life.

Norma J 11.02.2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse
this "whole justin timberlake thing" is particularly annoying , because not only does it carry the general and expected waves of screaming idiot fans who wont stop shoving it in your face , but has born a breed of know-it-alls , the music-savvy appreciators of "what a good song is, i tell you whut" , who continue to persist in explaining that timbaland is a good producer .

Both breeds are ceaselessly annoying and i want to throw you all into tree chippers ...equally <3


This post sums up Porkmarras and Glice perfectly. HAHA.

porkmarras 11.02.2006 06:22 PM

But then,just becaus you are a .... and all that it doesn't mean that everyone else is a .... too!Let's be reasonable about that,yeah?

Norma J 11.02.2006 06:24 PM

You post is a tad grade-school, yeah?


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