Tonight I will eat turkey breasts. I am not proud.
 

How about you?

These will have been in the crock pot all day, in some chicken stock, and when I go home, I will perhaps add some mushroom soup or perhaps not. I will also make some gravy.

Yes, I eat bird, I am not proud....

No it is I eat cow I am not proud, did you not read Cobain's Journal?

HE IS PARODYING THE LYRIC FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

i hope that turkey had some big ass titties.

I know he was for fuck's sake.

I don't like turkey to dry.

And you have no evidence to support this, therefore you have no argument.

That's a nice way of me telling you to chop your fingers off.

Nah I won't do that cause then I have no way... ah screw it I will go and lie down on my bed I am bored.

I had McDonalds tonight and I am not proud either. I don't know whether it's the sickening price I paid for my shitty slopfood or the fact I ate the whole fucking thing..

i have not eaten meat for years and a week or so ago i had a bite of steak. only because i had never tried it and felt crazy enough to do it. i flogged myself mercilusly later.

Yes, I make Nirvana references, I am not proud

yes, i eat snatch, i am not proud.

I think I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner.

And I am proud.

if you were say sudanese you would be fucking proud of having scored those turkey breasts.

now enjoy your dinner, kurdt. everything goes.

i tried to eat some cookies but i puked so that was a waste of cookies.


I LITERALLY TOSSED MY COOKIES.

what the fuck. are you ill? i hear hepatitis c can be a bitch.

this morning i was vomiting what seemed to be pure stomach acid and so i didn't eat anything all day and then i was so hungry it hurt so i ate some cookies and then puked those up.

holy shit. sounds like right out of "the exorcist".

dont kow but im starving

That sounds horrible.

Strep throat, perhaps?

on a serious note, try downing some pepto-bismol

you don't puke with strep throat? that's just a bacterial infection in your throat and if you get it too many times they'll remove your tonsils.

did you save the chunks in a bowl?

just for you.


Symptoms (strep throat)


The signs and symptoms of strep throat are red, sore throat with white or yellow patches on tonsils, swollen lymph nodes in the neck, fever over 101 Fahrenheit (38 degrees Celsius), headache, extreme shaking/shivering, and cold sweats. Many patients also have difficulty swallowing. Nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain are more common in children. Cough is infrequent in older patients, but younger children may experience cold-like symptoms including stuffy noses and sneezing similar to many viral infections. The onset of a rash may be a sign of scarlet fever.

You most certainly can vomit with strep throat.

I just thought that since you couldn't keep anything down, you know.

Where has your mouth been?

Well thank you, though I looked for myself too.

I used to get strep throat almost yearly. I remember wanting to drink orange juice so bad, and it just wouldn't stay down.

my mouth has been all over some delicious cookies.


i don't think it's strep, all i have is a fever and the SPEEEEEW.

hott

oh! fever!

hepatitis?

are you nauseous when you smell food or is it only when you stomach is full?

I fear I'm coming down with the strep myself.

i'm nauseous in general. like i can feel it in the back of my throat but i know i'm not going to puke.

i had strep a week and a half ago
fuck that shit

Oh, you're making me sick.

And this was a thread about food.

That must be great.

hm-- you might have something fucked up. doesn't sound like something physical (stuck), more of something going wrong. whether it's a viral or bacterial infection, you should have it checked out. could also be indigestion--given the lack of fiber in your diet, you could have some seriously backed up turds, ha ha.

but check it out. if it's some form of hepatitis you need to get it treated quick.

Lets talk more about food.

Cajun anyone?

why the fuck would i have hepatitis?

i gotta go but let me tell you this thread is splattered in vomit and not suitable for consumption.

i would suggest a new disease-free thread.

well have fun! gotta go find something to eat, actually...


fecal-oral contact comes to mind, ha ha, but saliva is more common.... there are 3 types of hep (ab&c) & the transmission vehicles vary. it's not all about being a former junkie.

well whatever-- best wishes

Hepatitis is characterised by malaise, joint aches, abdominal pain, vomiting 2-3 times per day for the first 5 days, loss of appetite, dark urine, fever, hepatomegaly (enlarged liver) and jaundice (icterus).


FUUUUUUUCK.
having 80% of the symptoms is bad enough for me to have to go to the doctor.
too bad i have NO FUCKING HEALTH INSURANCE.

Use my insurance. We look enough alike.

Sounds like morning sickness. Oh oh.