Goodbye daytime board buddies.
 

This is the last time that I'll be able to post here during the daytime because we're having internet access removed at work.

Going on this board has kept me sane while at work over the last few months. I've met some really nice people and been made to laugh heartily on numerous occasions.

Special mention to sonicl and porkmarras who have been the best board buddies during working hours and have lightened my days no end.

I'll still post at night, so hopefully I'll catch up with some of you then.

Cheery bye.

We love you pookie.You did the same for my working hours.

xx

Please don't leave us, Pookie. Leave your job instead.

sorry about the work thing, that really sucks. i dont know what i would have done in the past if i hadnt had the internet at work.

Hey, I hadn't thought of that...

Right! I'm done with moping around about this, I'm gonna get angry on your bosses' asses!

did they give a reason why they were getting rid of the internet? where is it you work?

It's like losing a member of your family.
No, no, it's like losing a body part.
Yeah, it's like Pookie is my dick being taken away from me.
Gotta go watch some Pisslips. No one understood Pisslips. Except me. I got a dub from Liam.
A little backstory is probably helpful.
Pisslips is a pornographic film produced in the late 70's. Starring; Joel Mcleigh, in a breakout role, as well as old names such as Christopher Stitchbury, and Stephan Van Der Merve. Pisslips was a record flop, selling only one copy to an eager man called Liam Mc'Master, who subsequently returned it. Some blamed its lack of success to the dubious acting quality of those involved, however film analyst Qi Shan Limb (phd), claimed; "I doubt this is the problem, as many pornographic publications have appalling acting, just look at the Paris Hilton sex tapes!" Dr Limb concluded, "I think (we) can blame the lack of success of this film to the appaling directing ablilities of William Zhang" - The Listener, 1981. Michael Moughan, a noted Philosopher, whose achivements include the creation of the word "transcendental hygiene" decreed it to be the most horrific thing he had ever seen, saying; "I wish that i could tell you a man having his intestines come out his arse was the worst thing i have ever seen....but i can't anymore!" - GothGals XXX, 1979.

The company I worked for has been 'merged' with another company who just don't have unlimited internet access. We'll have access to around 12 sites, and this isn't one of them you'll be surprised to hear.

On the up side, I won't be exposed to Intellivision (Atari)'s tedious posts.

That's where you're wrong, buddy boy. Come to think of it, you act wrong, you look wrong and you are doing it for the wrong reasons. Atari is a twerp. Fuck all the Phil Donahue sensitive types.

^That's the best post in this thead, up until now. ;)
Carry on!!

Sniff my shoes,Tokolosh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

this is horrible horrible news!!!!

please don't go spookie, think about all the idiots...i mean nice folks who have doubts about their life and their choices and need your advise!!!!

have you stop to think about the mixtapes? have you?

(i know it's beyond your control, i'm trying to be a little funny about it...spookie is awesome!)

I hope you all noted that this man is writing in his second language, and writes better than 90% of you.

Hard luck Pookie old boy. Take it on the chin, eh? There's a good chap, what?

Dear Pookie,

We'll miss you.

Yes, we will.