Are you a miserable bastard?
 

The poll to end them all.:)

Hell yes.

No. Life is grand, as I'm fond of saying.

Yes. Very much so. But I do really enjoy being miserable.

What do you think?

fuck no. i have a boner for life. and i'd better have one, after all the money i've spent in therapy :p

yes and no, i'm a conflicted bastard.

I've got issues yes, but I don't let them get in the way of me having fun.

I'm a manic depressive.

for real, or are you using poetic license? i have a friend who's bipolar, & he has a hard time with it.

It was a half-joke,in fact.I've been suspecting that i might suffer from it for a while.An ex told me a few weeks ago that he's ben diagnosed with with bipolar disorder.

i dont care how much better or worse things "could potentially" be .
even when things are looking good i fuck them up .

i have no doubt that you might have some peculiar neuroses, and severe mood swings, but at least from your internet persona i can't see you as a true bipolar-- other people maybe, but i shan't name names :D

The only person i know who suffers from manic depression(he's someone i know from where i used to work) wouldn't immediately seem like a sufferer of it but you'd learn with time.My ex boyfriend is fine,it's a condition of the brain that you are pretty aware of,after all.

*Thinks to himself:'You are more sorted than most people who post on here'*

I'm at most joyously miserable best right now.I'm listening to Current 93 and hoping for a cosmic winter to sweep us all off.It can't get better than that.

I don't know that I could be described in any other way.

Cunt? Knobchops? Goth?

what's a knobchop?

You mean you don't know? You miserable bastard.

Burzum!Burzum!Stay Away!

I am at best post-goth.
Shit's in there for good, I'm afraid.

Past Goth,that's what you mean.Fat queen.

ha!

Yes, my friends make it very clear that I'm a miserable bastard.
In order to maximize the distress the past day had to offer, I've been mostly listening to Xasthur and now Whitehouse.

Walls have ears but no way outs!

although i have had moments of bad depression and being down i would say that i am happy yes.

yeah i am yeah, also i'm very very shallow, i.e. me spending your money makes me very happy, its also a good idea thet you'd be very good looking also, Lets just say if you piss me off you're gonna need a Curly Wurly to get your feet back under my table.

Morrissey would'nt hold a candle to me.






but i'm a lovely lad really.

Fuck! I misvoted. I'm a fucking cheery bastard.

All you have to do is put me within ten foot of a labrador puppy and I'm so happy that people cross the road to avoid me.

knobchops is the best insult i've heard in a long time.

I'm miserable



and you're just getting started.

Of course I am miserable, I post here no?

I thouught that was the goverment who killed the Kennedy's and Jesus?

Nevermind (edit)

Don't worry about me,I don't think you are capable of killing me. As seeing you are in Portugal.