Cantankerous here. How have you guys been?
 

Sorry if I haven't been posting on here for a while. I have never thought being a mother would be such hard work. I'm a happy girl though, YOU SUCKERS!!!!:)

lol kids.

God, why didn't I think of this????

O. Right. I did.

rumor says Slavo missed you. lol

and damn, i hope i won't have to be a father before my 30's.

How's my bitch Hayden?? Still posting on here?

Yeah sometimes he does..Mostly, he just talks about BASED.DOG.

WHAT A PRICK.

I'd say I missed you, but you never really left (my heart).

yup. he's also more G (gayer) than ever when he does.

bullshit

I missed you too honey. How are things? You back to the States or you're still living in Australia?

Oh, look who's back!

Ink./phoenix and I live in Austin, TX.

it won't be too much longer until we move back to Oz though.

She gets homesick and it doesn't help that america is a giant walnart parkinglot.

lies, lies, lies.

what are you trying to tell us? is Beethoven one of floatingslowly's evil alts?

Floatingslowly is my only evil alt. The rest are light-side jedi.

Besides, its true. Beets outed themselves to me two months ago.

Newbs don't call me.floaty.

hmm i need a translation, anyone? the only part i understood is where you called me a "newb", which has already gotten quite boring at this point, Derek. yawn.

WTF? What's going on here? I don't recognize some of you. Has ni'k changed username again?

why do you seem to be so lost and confused though, neglecting the idea of new posters? how long have you not been around here?

i dont believe

Jesus,.newb, I didnt call you a newb. I said Satoven proved not to be. I ran a psychic backtrace and presto.

Why is everything a.conspiracy?


Forget about dereke

Gooby pls

Lets snuggle!!

Its true.

Anyways, I am glad.yr back,.sweetness.

How about some.doctor.POV birthing pictures, now? :)

i'm having very strong flashbacks from this post. is there something wrong with me, or do you have any superpowers.. Floaty?

Im like Dione Warwick up in this bitch.

no fucking way it's cantankerous.

give us a proof girl.

Do you deserve proof?

No.

You deserve a fat lip.

me, louder, drEugene, demonrail and I think maybe stu666 are the only people left on this forum now. Everyone else is just flotz.

I.can barely type for one on this.godfucked.phone and now you want more.of me?

No thanks.

I.am jist me.and halfeaten cake
And gebteel death too.
But Thats ALL

OH YEAH. Pookie. Almost.forgpt.

I am stu666.

nik is forever gone
i am here and there
i only care for flotz

how is the little spawn of satan?

I'm Spartacus

in all honesty, I've never caught on to most of hte name changes.

you might remember me as floatingslowly.

i used to be hayden now i have ascended

yeah I know you Hayden.

And I know flotz is space.

Phoenix - Ink
Sway - AnnAshtray
Cantanky - Satan

that might be all the ones I know though.

i don't know if anyone else changed their names i really don't care i just keep my eye out for sway

I didn't get along with sway, but AnnAshtray is cool. :D

Atari2600 had 2 names didn't he? (Is he PorkMaras?)

what about glice?
genteel death? ...did they have multiple names?

Glice has always been Glice as far as I know. Porky has had like 3 names I think(porkmarras, sarramkrop, Genteel Death). Atari had two names but they were both really similar.

in one? does that make you a MONSTER?

I am louder.

Not hip enough, I'm afraid.