Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline
 

the long national tragedy is over

the trailer parks are overwhemled with grief, is there no love left between white trash?

Won't somebody think of the children?!

Oh great. You realize this will make him even more of a celebrity now? Watch out to see him on some stupid 'love island' reality tv show in the future.

actually he has been apearing on WWE broadcasts and is trying to start a feud with one of their stars

oh no! now i believe it! there is no god! no god! we are orphans!

Is there life after the D-List for Kevin Federline?

Yes, a little, but not a whole lot unless he can glom on to someone else soon.

That SNL skit with Jimmy Fallon and guest host Jennifer Aniston seemed pretty accurate in its depiction of Britney's ever-so-brief first marraige in Las Vegas.

Wow, my nephews just told me that dude's gonna fight John Cena. I didn't believe it. It would be more sensible (for K Fed) to battle the guy, rap-wise, since they're both aspiring rappers. I mean, isn't KF kind of skinny?

Even my Social Environment professor talked about the guy today after mentioning that Jay-Z was on the cover of Life magazine. He asked (jokingly) if Federline or Justin Timberlake are good rappers? The class laughed; the teach', a White guy, is real funny about making pop-culture references at his old age (he might be 70).

what? i am lost in this conversation. that makes me happy, and even proud.

Well it was doomed from the beginning.

I never understand why people care to post threads such as these.

Because celbes give us the life we hardly had. It makes our little life seem more important than theirs.

My life is more important than theirs. Which is why I don't give a fuck about Britney Speares getting a divorce.

respect for k-fed bitches!!!

err... i think you may have lost your sense of humor somewhere along the road. NOBODY here gives a fuck about that slag-- at least for some of us it is rather obvious that panthophobia posted this news items because of the ridiculousness of it... do we i have to spell it out? it's a goddamn j-o-k-e. read again for fuck's sakes:


didn't get it? read it again....



okay. once more. the third time's a charm...



got it now? :p

Stop trying to impress, dickhead. I neither said it was posted seriously, or as a joke. My point was I don't care either way for these fools, whether a joke or not. I don't find it funny because this news is everywhere, even on a Sonic Youth board.

I'll leave you now as I know my complaining destracts you from fart jokes and the sort.

i don't care about those idiots either, but i don't throw a hissy fit. i think it was you trying to impress us with your earnest, silly rage.

on second thought, maybe you just need to get laid. but i wouldn't help you with that.

he is gonna turn up on the 8th surreal life or something

Don't misinterpret boredom for a hissy fit.

And I have a partner. Do you?

I can only hope so...

please die

You amount you suck at life, amazes me.

yawn

did anyone see these two really growing old together? when a relationship/marriage is really broken then i think its better to just leave it and get on with your life.

Playing with Fire (Music - Kevin Federline)
Kevin Federline

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BAD RAP K-Fed's CD will give Britney's accountant, among others, nightmares.


Here's a novelty: Playing With Fire is a concept album about squandering Britney Spears' fortune. K-Fed boasts about Louis Vuitton, ''fill[ing] the Lamborghini up with shopping bags, ''carrying '10 G's in my pocket, 5 in my hand...'' and the figures get bigger: ''Who told this bastard that he can't rap? I got 50 mil, I can do whatever I want!'' Other rappers might hesitate to bragabout marrying into bling, but Federline isn't self-conscious about it. Or anything: ''This marijuana got me heavily sedated/I'm Kevin Federline, America's most hated.'' Word.Grade: F

pfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hilarious.

i second crypto-- please die. you really are something, you know? only not in a good way...

I take that as a no. You are a lonely dude who never gets sex?

you should ask his wife that

He's married? So he is lonely and sexless. HAHA.

oh ha ha. so you got a pitiful idiot to follow you around and you think yourself superior? please... look, i'm happily married to a very smart & creative hottie, but i don't like to boast about it in a discussion with such a shithead as you-- i figure my sex life has nothing to do with you being a complete humorless idiot. and you know what? i'm totally right on this one. so you think because some loser gets to drool on your taco, it makes your opinions any less boring, idiotic, and unpleasant to read? you're so fucking deluded...

Hey you're the one getting upset on a messageboard when you're supposably an educated, mature, married man. You're also the one who doesn't know who Norma Jean is. To alot of people that would make you an idiot.

oh god! you're so pathetic!!

i'm not upset at all, i just dish out insults like candy when i spot a deserving recipient-- in this case, you've won the contest-- by far-- biggest loser i've seen here since the heyday of the infamous kh...

This is how you spend your days? That's more pathetic than anything. I hope you don't have kids.

HAHA the bold highlight part is some cheesy shit that I gather was meant to come off as cool?

shoo! shoo! get lost!

we were having fun until you showed up

don't you have a "partner" to annoy?

go & rob the joy of some real people, eh? we're just words on your screen. find something else to do.

I seriously thought you were an early teen.

i have no more time to waste on you. go ahead, have the last word!

Word.