Polls or exclamation marks?
 

Vote now!

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This option: In a fair world, the two can surely be harnessed together?

I'm with Hip Priest. From now on, all polls on ST forum must contain at least 1 exclamation mark. More than 1 is preferred, but use your discretion.

'I chose this option' - I chose this option. In a fair world, yes. But we musn't live in such a dream world. It's dangerous, believe me.

did anyone say "harness"??

Glice, will you have my babies?

Most certainly. Especially as I'm having troubles finding someone who'll agree to call my first born Thurston regardless of sex.

That works out well - I was never certain any of my offspring would come out as a definitive sex anyhow.

what if it comes out with 2 heads? would you name the other head lee?

I'd just like to say that whoever voted for 'More good polls, less of this vacuous nonsense' had better have done it fully aware of the irony.

Sorry, that was the name of the second head. And I'm not taking no for an answer. We could perhaps shorten it to Lee.

Oh, and here I was going to own up to being that voter.

In the event that I had a two-headed child, I had planned on calling one head Gary, the other Glitter; but I'm flexible.

Damn. I was really hoping that it was someone who didn't realise the irony and was going to start setting off about it. And, guessing at the intelligence of such a person, probably accuse people of being trolls and then deny being provocative.

Flexible, eh? This is getting better and better.

Why, whatever are you talking about? That would just be mad. Mad, I tell you!


Like a used condom!

Alright, now I'm just getting ridiculous. Apologies.

I used to know a chap who collected used condoms. Not even his used condoms, other people's that he found. I don't think you've got anything to worry about on the ridiculous stakes just yet.

[He had bloody hundreds of them as well... Lord alone only knows what he did with them...]

More importantly, in what capacity did you know this person, and why did you choose to associate with him?

He was my gay latino lover. Insofar as he wasn't gay, latino or sexually attractive to any one, let alone me and was in fact someone in my year at college.

what the fuck is this thread about?

Polls or exclamation marks. !"£$!"£$!"£$!"£$! said exclamation marks were great in another thread, Hip Priest countered with polls. So we had a poll to decide. You should vote.

!!! are over used these days. i am no exception.

I'm going with whichever option is most similar to "this thread is worse than anything summer has ever done."

Ha. There was a context. I can't remember what it was, but there was one. But whatever, it's all a sack of shite really.

I voted Exclamation marks please!!!!!!!

the excitement might do me some good.

that said...let the polling begin!!!!!!!!.

MENTAL: Genius, Insane or Virtuoso?!!!

PHYSICAL: Lucky or Never Nude?!!!!

SOCIAL: Flirty, Inappropriate or Party Animal?!!!!!

LIFESTYLE: Evil [no need for polling here]

HALP SYG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!