i'm blue.
 

tell me something funny to cheer me the fuck up.

its atp soon.

Turns out that Ross Kemp is really gay but i'll pm you(if you want) for an exact confirmation of that.hehe

you only wish he was.

what's up fishy, why you're blue?

I have proof.Also,have you ever heard him talk in real life?If he isn't a bit of a 'lovey',who is?

So gay!

My boys lost to Spurs in the league for the first time in fifteen+ years at the weekend.

Come on, Fishmonkeyman, surely you must laugh every time you think of that.

Ha ha !!! Dead Right Dead Right.... dont mind me guys i'm just a moochy fucker!

yee on the other hand are priceless!!

Jon Boy, unfort i aint going to ATP but i wish everyone going the best of luck.

Porkmarras, i kinda wish Ross Kemp was gay to be honest, he does look like a mean dude when he's doin the Gangs Program, but i have to say his "Friday Night Project" was uber-gay, plus his wife is a total minger.

Nefeil, love the joke, old ones are without doubt the best.

Sonicl, my boys lost to fuckin Southend the other night, my jesus.. i know it was the Carling Cup and all but for fucks sake.....SOUTHEND!!! (top of the old Premiership though..!!)

and _slavo_ my man, thanks for your concern.

i'm ok now, it worked, yee cheered me up!! bonus to my sonic buddies, for without yee i am half a man and lets hope thats the left half of me cuz i'm left handed.

do you think i should buy a ticket for Nine Inch Nails in the UK, pack my bags and travel on my own all the way over to London for a night to see em or..... sit it out, all the while the tickets are selling in the hope that Trenty Baby gets off his ass and actually can be bothered to play Ireland?
should i start a poll on this maybe?

thats enough to make any sportsfan or actual human being smile with unabated glee!!! stick down your pants and chew on it jose you cock sured assmuncher!!!!


go on the tottenham!!!!!!!!!!:)

Well, I wouldn't, but I think you should.

GRRRRRR. :mad: I can take that positive rep back, you know.

spoken like a true chelski fan!!!!:) :)

go and see Nails in London and get to meet Porky and all them London boardies. I would if I were you.

La la la.... Not listening.

i'm gonna ponder on it for the weekend, but fuck it, i think i should, we do only live once.
i can see clearly now the rain has gone.

Refer to exchange of pms.Do it!

*stern voice* DO ITTTT

cheers porkie, you're a sound bloke, for sure.

thats fuckin deadly, jaysus i love Borat.

Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die?

First thing I thought of

Did you know having sex increases your mood into a positive way.

That doesn't always work for me.

"and she just sits there begging for money
da ba dee da ba die
da ba dee da ba die..."

And everything is blue for him and himself... cuz he ain't got nobody to listen.

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he aint got nobody to listen: ...
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)

That band was so gay.

were they even a band?
drove me mad anyways.

what about this one...

ahemmm.....

Blue Hotel, on a lonely highway,
Blue Hotel, life don't work out my way.

Blue Hotel, on a lonely highway,
Blue Hotel, life don't work out my way.
I wait alone each lonely night.
Blue Hotel...
Blue Hotel...

Blue Hotel, every room is lonely,
Blue Hotel, I was waiting only.
The night is like her lonely dream.
Blue Hotel...
Blue Hotel...

Blue Hotel, on a lonely highway,
Blue Hotel, life don't work out my way.
I wait alone each lonely night.
Blue Hotel...
Blue Hotel...

They were a band. I think they were called Eiffel 59 or something gay as hell like that.

Blue Hotel is even worse.

ok ok, hold on....

sung by old blue eyes..

Blue Moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in
my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue Moon
You
know just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer
for
Someone I really could care for

And then
there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will
hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when
I looked to the Moon it turned to gold

Blue Moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my
heart
Without a love of my own

And then there
suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever
hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when
I looked the Moon had turned to gold

Blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my
heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moon
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my
heart
Without a love of my own

We speak in the store
I'm a sensitive bore
and you're markedly more
and I'm oozing surprise

But it's late in the day
and you're well on your way
what was golden went gray
and I'm suddenly shy

And the gathering floozies
afford to be choosy
and all sneezing darkly
in the dimming divide

I have read the right books
to interpret your looks
you were knocking me down
with the palm of your eye

This was unlike the story
it was written to be
I was riding its back
when it used to ride me

We were galloping manic
to the mouth of the source
we were swallowing panic
in the face of its force

I was blue and unwell,
made me belt like a horse.

Now it's done.
Watch it go.
You've changed some.
Water ruin from the snow.

Am I so dear?
Do I run rare?
You've changed some:
peach, plum, pear.

what song is this?

dood
i had that eiffel 69 (or something) CD when I was 11.

That brings back a lot of memories....

ha ha! in the words of Celine Dion "its all comin back its all comin back to me now"

Sad, sad person that I am. If you listen carefully, you'll notice that they don't actually sing, "Ba da dee ba de daa", they sing, "If I was green I would die".

Genuinely, I really hate myself right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tStmreuvBF0

It is always possible I think this is a result of doing a lot of acid around the time that this song came out. Opinions, someone?

just be thankful your not this poor sod.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ar/6132140.stm

dude thats sick. never ever use the words dion, coming and celine in the one sentence, its just not right.... gah, mental image may never be erased...........