DISPOSAL EMBARRASSEMENT (poorelated)
 

why do you think we are embarrassed by our farts and poos?

i understand that farting during sex is a no-no.
and i sort of understand and agree.(ok aint sure if i agree).

on the other hand, we all enjoy our daily conversations about our poos.
especially when we are on vacations with our friends. e?


your thoughts. whatever. stories maybe?


i m very proud of my old poem about farts. it has been posted before i believe.

Has anyone on here ever tried eating their own or someone else's poo? The smell is probably a major culprit in determining our attitudes towards faecal matter, so it'd be interesting to find a strong argument in defence of its taste and varied texture.

my mother used to say that when your bf starts farting then everything is gone.


hm? i dont think that this has to be the case.



also farts escaping while you are laughing are the best!

the only thing i know is that poo lovers take special care of their diet. they arrange what to eat etc.

What does your mum mean with that?

I've read on a style magazine a while ago that you can improve the taste of your sperm by following a certain diet too. Apparently lemons are very good for it.

sorry. the romantic air (!!!!!)? the mystery?
smth like that.

noted.

cosmo?

i know why we are embarresed
because of these roules made, coming from the idea of good functioning person
or the idea that YOU are part of it
so YOU are more confident
have a step forward

something from the human YOU world
other animals are just in the foodchain
living that life
while humans worrie about farts
like there is nothing else to do ( opens eyes wide )

sort of pressure
wich can then be dangerous for the individual human
or unhealty

if you don't believe it
then don't believe it
you experience life
like only you can experience life

btw. if you do 14 farts per day you are a healthy person.

No, it wasn't Cosmopolitan. Some mag I picked up at home which was left behind in the sitting room by one of my flatmates. Incidentally, the sort of magazine that makes for excellent reading material while you're taking a dump. This also reminded me of reading about appropriate reading material for the toilet. I seem to remember that the lighter the reading is, the better the poo will be conceived.

do you remember Photo magazine?
my father gave me tons of it..while he was clearing out his painting place.
the drawback is the above thin line, sexuality of nude pics in it
but i m gonna go through them. while making poo/

I fucking love this thread.


First of all...

Toilet humour is probably the best of all the humours.

be back later when I'm not too busy.

Is that the name of the magazine? No, but I used to buy loads of photography mags before the internet days. I still like buying old magazines sometimes.

Edit - @Nefeli

I read the thread title as poor elated.

photo.fr

havent checked their site.

Sweet thread, nef.

My wife farts like a packmule. :o

:o Am I allowed to say that? I don't know. I don't fart.

Yer cat farts too, must smell like fart at yer place.

Or do you make them go outside n toot?






poo.

No. Neither my cats, nor I, fart, ever.

Besides, I have a robotic air freshener.

Worth every penny

How many times did you poo today?


I'm brewing a 2nd.

As you may well know, my fascination with 'the fanciful flight of poo particles' from ass to nose, and their total-lifetime accumulation back into poo, has led one syg commenter to refer to me as "everything that's wrong with the human race" and leave syg, like a prudish sissybaby, for good.

So, that said, in a lifetime, how many total poos does a human being consume via their nose?

I say 50. 50 massive dumps, right up yr nose.

i had no choice, shortly after i started dating my ex i got crohn's disease and couldn't hold them in. only time in my life when i didn't want to fart and i couldn't help it....also the smell was the worst and would linger for about 10 minutes. luckily she was cool with it haha

"brew"

that sounds like the loose type that floats with little bubbles in it

here something for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_9a8UCEig

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anyway. WHY, YOU ASK?

because the act of shitting reminds humans that they are descended from worms, not gods. that's the crux of it. the rest is a bunch of explanation. but i'll try briefly.

think of the person you admire the most on this planet. some sort of quasi-ethereal being of the high spheres-- a person of great beauty, or great talent, or great spiritual significance. it could be your pope, taylor swift, your personal masseuse, justin bieber-- whoever it is you or the screaming masses worship in adoration.

now think of that person vividly as they squat on a toilet overcome by an explosive wave of diarrhea that squirts out their ass with the sound of endless wet farts-- the kind that rattle and spray the bits of corn and seeds all over.

there.

so when pork's boss comes out of the crapper followed by the stench of shit she's no longer the boss-- she's shrunk in size. she's an equal. an inferior, even, as she's more animal than person in that instant.

dunno are you basically telling me to imagine Keiji Haino taking a massive number 2??????????????????


its ok.




*they used to say this thing, in order to overcome our terror of -for example- doing a presentation etc.
never worked for me...

for the record. i m not cool.
i d be shy for my crush to hear me farting.
but i wouldnt mind if he did.
i do the same with money. i feel bit uncomfortable with a man paying everything.

ps. i think the above can be fixed if its someone i know better.

lurkers far too