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cryptowonderdruginvogue 11.16.2006 12:14 AM

Fact: Dane Cook is NOT funny
 
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...2642244&page=1

Richard Pryor on Fire 11.16.2006 12:25 AM

I'm with you I talked to Richard Pryor and he thinks that guys is a hack too.

Alex's Trip 11.16.2006 12:26 AM

I agree. I really don't find him funny at all.

m^a(t)h 11.16.2006 12:27 AM

yeah, i hate that guy.

Pax Americana 11.16.2006 12:43 AM

Agreed.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 11.16.2006 12:43 AM

agreed.
i hate how he sucks up to his "fans."

its like... dude, shut the fuck up.

marleypumpkin 11.16.2006 01:46 AM

I'll admit, I like the first album he did, but after that, I agree he's NOT funny at all.

krastian 11.16.2006 01:49 AM

He's just really really energetic.

noisemachine 11.16.2006 02:10 AM

Wow, I thought I was the only one that didn't find him very funny. Like people before have said, he's energetic and he has some good motions. But could he just stand there and tell good jokes? Definitely not. I'll be surprised if he continued doing standup. He'll be popular in dumb-comedy movies that are popular with the high school crowd, but thats about all he'll be able to do.

static-harmony 11.16.2006 07:16 AM

Who the hell is Dane Cook?

atari 2600 11.16.2006 07:57 AM

I don't like his comedy either.

hey alex 11.16.2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian
He's just really really energetic.

he reminds of adam sandler. But not funny.

dazedcola 11.16.2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hey alex
he reminds of adam sandler. But not funny.


hahaha yes

k-krack 11.16.2006 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hey alex
he reminds of adam sandler. But not funny.

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You find Adam fucking Sandler FUNNY?! And not Dane Cook?!?! That's embarrassing, man. Fucking atrocious retard, he is.

Dane Cook is hilarious, if you don't look at that piece of turd called Employee of the Month (...shameful.) His standup is utterly hilarious, no ifs ands or buts. And to the folks that are saying stuff about his energy, that's just part of his act, besides, you can't honestly tell me that the albums are not hilarious (they are) even without a visual.

EyeballGrowth 11.16.2006 08:51 PM

Dane Cook is NOT funny. He's a paid ass stand up comic. He gets like a million dollars everytime he opens up a club and says " There's a very sexual vibe here tonight " , and talk about blowjobs he's had and eating out girls and other stupid shit like that so all the little girls can go woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And his whole stick besides the sexual stuff is wild noises he makes. NOT funny.

And if you ask me, What's his face the guy who died and everyone worships isn't that funny either. So overrated, not horrible, just unbelievably overrated

k-krack 11.16.2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth
Dane Cook is NOT funny. He's a paid ass stand up comic. He gets like a million dollars everytime he opens up a club and says " There's a very sexual vibe here tonight " , and talk about blowjobs he's had and eating out girls and other stupid shit like that so all the little girls can go woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And his whole stick besides the sexual stuff is wild noises he makes. NOT funny.

And if you ask me, What's his face the guy who died and everyone worships isn't that funny either. So overrated, not horrible, just unbelievably overrated


...Are you thinking the right guy here, twatlips? Dane Cook doesn't talk about blow jobs and eating out girls.. get a clue what yr talking about first, before you make an ass out of yrself.

***hahaha what the heck, did I single handedly put you back in the red!!! Awesome!!!


*****Whoa. Rep's goin' CRAZY!

Alex's Trip 11.16.2006 09:01 PM

What are you talking about?

k-krack 11.16.2006 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
What are you talking about?


Me?

Alex's Trip 11.16.2006 09:15 PM

Yeah...

But you edited again...the rep was fine for me.

k-krack 11.16.2006 09:16 PM

How very curious. It went one bar red for a while, then refreshed and it was four green.

Alex's Trip 11.16.2006 09:20 PM

You're INSANE, K-Krack! INSANE!

Rob Instigator 11.17.2006 09:56 AM

I agree!

atari 2600 11.17.2006 12:31 PM

I think Eyeball Growth was alluding to Mitch Hedberg as "that comedian that died." He wasn't all he was cracked-up to be, but some of his stuff is still pretty funny.

krastian 11.18.2006 01:56 AM

Mitch Hedberg crushes Dane Cook.

Alex's Trip 11.18.2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian
Mitch Hedberg crushes Dane Cook.

Werd.

val-holla-ing 11.18.2006 11:07 AM

if you don't like mr. cook, then you're not a true american.

k-krack 11.18.2006 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
I think Eyeball Growth was alluding to Mitch Hedberg as "that comedian that died." He wasn't all he was cracked-up to be, but some of his stuff is still pretty funny.


WHAT?! MITCH HEDBERG WAS A GOD AMONGST MERE MEN!!! CHRIST< HE WAS THE FUNNIEST DUDE TO LIVE, EVER. DE-REPPED!!!:mad:

timtimtim 11.19.2006 12:27 PM

He's not funny at all

HaydenAsche 11.19.2006 12:30 PM

Mitch Hedberg and Emo Phillips are the only comedians I can stand.

schizophrenicroom 11.19.2006 01:54 PM

i adore mitch hedberg.

king_buzzo 11.19.2006 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue


im sorry i dont know who she is

EyeballGrowth 11.20.2006 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack
...Are you thinking the right guy here, twatlips? Dane Cook doesn't talk about blow jobs and eating out girls..



uhhh.........

yeah he does

I like girls that have a nice looking one, I don't like when it's all woaaaaaaaahhh. I lick it, I bite it, and then I uppercut your taint so you never ask me to eat you out again

She's been down there 4 minutes and I already feel like I'm about to come to fruition

So fucking funny i forgot to laugh

EyeballGrowth 11.20.2006 10:11 PM

Yes I was alluding to Mitch Hedburg, who I believe is an extremely overrated comic. I listed to people endlessly rant and rave about him and then when I heard him he wasn't even funny.

marleypumpkin 11.20.2006 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth
Yes I was alluding to Mitch Hedburg, who I believe is an extremely overrated comic. I listed to people endlessly rant and rave about him and then when I heard him he wasn't even funny.


I agree 100%.

Richard Pryor on Fire 11.21.2006 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth
uhhh.........

yeah he does

I like girls that have a nice looking one, I don't like when it's all woaaaaaaaahhh. I lick it, I bite it, and then I uppercut your taint so you never ask me to eat you out again

She's been down there 4 minutes and I already feel like I'm about to come to fruition

So fucking funny i forgot to laugh


Not funny. That's bullshit frat humor. No substance no real joke, nothing valuable about it, it's about as funny as a fart.

noisemachine 11.21.2006 01:44 AM

Mitch Hedberg definitely has a style that is not for everyone...but, at least he tells jokes, unlike Dane Cook. Im not a huge Mitch Hedberg fan, but I still respect his act. But yeah, Dane Cook doesn't tell jokes, he just acts like ass.

EyeballGrowth 11.21.2006 08:55 PM

I agree :)

finding nobody 01.21.2007 11:00 PM

http://www.clipstr.com/videos/ProofT...tealsMaterial/
Just found this

touch me i'm sick 01.21.2007 11:04 PM

yeah i hate him

noumenal 01.22.2007 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth
I like girls that have a nice looking one, I don't like when it's all woaaaaaaaahhh. I lick it, I bite it, and then I uppercut your taint so you never ask me to eat you out again


Taint humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk


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