so, I've decided I am going to masturbate 100 times in january
 

anyone have some choice porno?

Back Door Sluts 9
Tubgirl
Goatse

Are your parents paying for your porno?

myfreepaysite.com

free FULL movies

fuck yeah!

Only 100?

what made you cut down to 100?

think about it,

january has 4 weeks and 3 days

4 x 7 is 28

+ 3

is 31

so the lowest should be 31 or less.

damn thats something ive never figured out...

Rob Instigator is not master of his domain.
That's thrice daily!
You're not in your teens or even your twenties anymore either.

File under:
TMI.

haha

just 100 times??

man,you don't need special material for that.

just whip it-- whip it good

(Not work/school safe)
Pteradactyl

hahahah!

if I flogged myself 100 times in a month I would have no time for rockin!

muahahahahha rob yr nuts mate

hmmm. 3-4 times a day.... it's not all that much, really.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

this is the funniest post ever!!!

hahahahahaha, i love that you had to break things and calculate shit, hahaha.

i actually bursted out laughing.

100 times a month wouldn't be that hard.

;)

Now 150. . . that would take some real skill.

Word.

i only watch bukakke videos, so..

You could get both volumes of Fashionistas, which are over 4 hours each. Based on the combined running time (530 mins according to this), this would give you approximately 5 minutes and 20 seconds per masturbation session. It got good reviews but it's pricey, it seems, but hey, it involves Rocco, Buttman, Belladona, etc.... Anyway, here's the wikipedia entry

EDIT: Damn, I've just noticed the OP dates back from november 2006!

Anything with belladonna is good.

I jacked off 8 times the other day. That's a record actually.

i dont remember posting that! :p i lol'd at it as well while seeing it now

GAG FACTOR.

I'm at 1.5 times today. there's no way I'll break 100 unless I crank it up a notch. :(

fapfapfap

well here's some help

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...78e6c5f090dc9b

i think if i added up all the times i whacked it and had sex in a month it be at least 100 times.

Have you had times when you're, er, taking yourself in hand, and suddenly got bored/un-horny? I've had that, and then feel ready for more about 5 mins later...make yer mind up, Melly!

yr not alone melly

sometimes the kielbasa has a mind of its own

Erections, eh? Can't live with 'em, and definitely can't live without 'em.

I don't quite get why you picked January...

so he has time to train before the big game, duh. :)

So when he's telling his grandkids' in years to come, it can be referred to as 'Jerk off January'.

Why do you jerk off if you can fuck a girl,better try it https://top10sextoys.com/toys-for-men/

This thread kinda explains a lot.

ha ha ha ha

this thread, i vaguely recall (or make up), might have been a parody of another one

indeed. I'd rather have one amazing wank than 100 middling dribbles......

it’s halloween season alright

between this and the everyday news, who needs horror movies :D

This is from 10 years ago, so about 2-3 years before my time, but clearly you have always had a thing for milking insults for all they’re worth.

(Lolmilk)

i’ve been looking—where are the insults?

What lead you to make this plan?

I dunno. I’d been drinking a bit. I think I wanted to do a milk/jizz thing, but didn’t have the energy.

white russians?
moloko sythemesc?

Amstel Light :embarrassed: