It Begins! Best Troll!!!
 

Poll to come...

Vodka Goblin.

Hands fucking down.

But he isn't a troll.

He probably hates effing trolls.

Runner up is Chris Habib.

We need to start going out and making friends.......a little.

I can't believe nobody nominated KT-019. Though she has always protested her innocence..

Yr here just as much, if not more, than I am. Shut up, silly queen.

Vote!!!

Not really.We need to start making,erm...,interesting friends.You know,people who stimulate your brain an' all that.

random homie

Who needs that when you've got INTERNET?
Besides, my parents were killed by brain stimulation. Insensitive bastard.

I nominated Porkmarrass but I completely forgot about Random Homie.

Random Homie got my vote.

Ok.

Ok.

That's OK then.

We need to get a little life here and then.With love.

Everything is O-K.

Cool,lets just think a little harder then.

Yes, let's.

god damn, vodka goblin is not a troll but an internet comedy machine

Methinks you get amused too easily %%%^^^

Why are we not doing these polls through PM/pure majority?
This "nomination/then vote" thing takes all the purity and fun out of these little popularity contests.

I said the same thing. If it's going to be done it should be done right.

Not to say that they are an american invention.

I ain't stickin' around, but I've told you twice now, I already have all the nominations. Shush, I know what I'm doing.

you're speaking shakesperean now, porkie? cmon, the goblin is 100% good times.

anyway if you feel like that see this
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

Wrong you are. Canadian, friend.

I don't click on links.Thanks.

Shush yourself.
I will not participate in this farce of a lighthearted and amusing waste of valuable time.

aren't we acting coy today...

I like sitting in a park though.

Can i just say that the only person i really think has an internet future in this world is Savage'Fat Fat Fat Queen' Clone?

this reminds me of song refried by the now-defunct quixotic:

Sittin in the park, waiting for hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo sha-la

Yes I'm sitting right here
waiting for you my dear
wondering if you ever
wanna show up

I dont know youre gonna show
My darlin I got to go
but nevertheless I staying
you got to be waiting

Sittin in the park, waiting for hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo sha-la-la

Sitting here on the bench
with my back against the fence
wonderin-a-if I
have any sense

Something tells me I'm a fool
let you treat me so cruel
but nevertheless I say again
you gotta be waiting

Sittin in the park, waiting for hoooo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why

won't you tell me why
Oh my darlin I'm sittin right now
oh, girl, I wanna know why? why? sha-la-la-la

Sittin in the park, waiting for hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo sha-la-la

Sitting here on the bench
with my back against the fence
wonderin-a-if I
have any sense

Something tells me I'm a fool
let you treat me so cruel
nevertheless I say it
you gotta be waiting

Sittin in the park, waiting for hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo

No I'm not gonna wait
I am tired of waiting
No longer gonna wait, girl
Any longerrrrr
I'm tired of waiting
No longer gonna wait, girl




Artist Song Name Composer Composition Instrument

and what about yourself? no???

I'm too shy.

see what you make me post??

Tongue-tied, (I'm) short of breath, don't even try
Try a little harder
Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must be strong
Ooh, baby, try
Hey girl, move a little closer.
You're

CHORUS:
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush

Modern medicine falls short of your complaints
Ooh, try a little harder
You're moving in circles, won't you dilate
Baby try
Hey girl, move a little closer
'Cause, you're

(Chorus)

anyway, i must go home now. good night.

Also not quite as fat.

i voted vodka goblin but i don't consider him a troll...if random homie was there, i'd vote for it.

He is there, dummy!

As much as i love you,you rarely said anything interesting mama

Frikk, man! No one explained how to do a poll via pm, and doing single PM's would A) completely overfill my inbox, and B) make it a very long and annoying process. A poll makes it so much easier.