Update Me
 

I'm at work, so my perusings of threads are sporadic and furtive. It's also a bit tiresome to wade through you folks' verbal excrement.

Please use this thread to inform me of all worthwhile news, gossip (fictitious or true), epiphanies, or personal ponderances.

Glice likes boys now.

My mental state is slowly degenerating.I hate my boss,i hate my job and i hate myself.

i'm pregnant

Porkie!
love yrself.
hate yr boss.
love is lovely

I'm training to be a florist.

Seriously? Are congratulations in order?

What, praytell, is new about you being a whinging primadonna?

my willy dropped off and now its in some art college been drawn as we speak by a load of Art Students.

oh joyous willimus maximus.

You and sonicl should collaborate on an installation.

kiddin' sorry:p:D

It's in my nature,i can't help it.

You want me to stick flowers in his dick?

I thought for a moment you'd gone back to that asshat boyfriend of yours. Have you?

Well?

yes i have.. but we splitted up in july and in august he had an accident and died.. so everything is fucked up

Jesus H, that isn't a joke?

Sincerely sorry to hear that. Even if he was an asshat, that must be rough.

since you like them :)

thanks.. it was really cruel. but a few weeks ago i met one awesome guy. he's so kind on me! so it's going better and i'm starting to be happy:)
and how 'bout you? lot of work?

oh hell that's too bad.

Uprimnou soustrast!

diky.. uz se citim lip. jsi mily*

Since your last visit I have become a staunch supporter of Aryan Pastry.

...awkward...

Aww but things work out in the end.:)

Hey Trunky, gonna see the new 'Perfume' film?

QUICK UPDATE:
I have another 15 minutes of boredom and then i'm a free man.
I've also had my third fag and looked at fit male bum about 20 minutes ago in the Green Room.

im sure someone will 'update you'

Isn't this what I've been saying all along was the case with you?

Hey, truncy!!! I got you a damn pen, but you never came back for it!!!

I thought about it, but I'm waiting to hear reviews from someone else who's seen it. I don't want it to spoil the book.

The fuck you did. Don't EVER lie about pens.

Truncy, dear, how the fuck are you?

Everyone misses you. Still want to do a christmas trade?

i was going to post "i hate mornings" this morning, but i had to run to a meeting.

ist's a bit after 1pm now, and i still hate mornings.

so what have you been up to?

Ooh yes, I'll PM you my address!


I've been renting ice sculptors. I've developed a new appreciation for the art, in fact.

Whatever happened to that book club you were so enthusiastically leading? I wouldn't mind rejuvenating that, as long as I of course get to dictate our next novel choice. Which is only wise, as dissenters would be castrated.

We have an ice sculpture competition as part of the St Paul winter carnival each year. It's pretty big doings.

uh???


oh that was never me in the first place but noumenal who started it. i have no idea. but since you want to rule over the world one day, you could start with a small group of inadvertent readers, brainwash them, and use them to start an ever-growing cult.

so what novel did you have in mind?

I have been working like a dog,
And Superman is a fag, says some radio jock dj's.

Dear, you'll need to send me an e-mail if you haven't already. hayden_asche@hotmail.com. That twat, chabib, took away my PMs.

and what about the cult??