Greatest band names
 

Especially those whose music you've never heard. I was reminded earlier that 'The Master musicians of Bukkake' are a band, as are Bilge Pump. I've heard neither's music, but both have names which are brilliant.

Honorary mention for the Phil Collin's Three, although they don't count because I've seen them. They were fucking ace mind.

The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole

Tornavalanche.

Another band that are disqualified for me because I've heard of them (and have a tape! Remember tapes? of them) is Luke Buttredger.

All I know about any of the following is that they exist/have existed:

Anal Phlegm
Fromage d'Amour
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
Phlegm Fatale
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

'Phlegm Fatale' is especially excellent.

Lest we forget the immortal Anal Beard, who, again, are disqualified because I accidentally heard a bit on the radio last year.

Thumper & The Plaid Rabbits

Glice, yr sig seems more and more apt every time i check in on this place.

That one is excellent.

vas deferens organization

disqualified:
duran duran duran

The Rolling Stones

nice contribution mr boring.

Disqualified:
My Dad Is Dead
Paul Newman

Both on Trance Syndicate

OOOOOoooooH!

Thanks. I respect your opinion a lot, too.

Millions of Dead Cops

Bilge Pump are quite good.

massive plug.

Disqualified: Satanicpornocultshop.

Elvis Hitler

Leftover Crack

Red Transistor
Husker Du
Dalek
Meat Puppets
Pavement

The Permanent Crackheads

Slugfuckers

Schmitty Warheimer and the cleanup brigade

Kermit and the Aborted Shim Shams

Big Youth
Funkadelic
Tangerine Dream
Buffalo Daughter
A Silver Mt.Zion
Godspeed you Black Emperor!

Anal Sausage
Scrotum Grinder
Assuck
The Brandon Walsh
Spider Cunts
Man Is The Bastard
Sonic fucking Youth

Black Fag (queer B Flag 'tribute')
The Hook and Pull Gang
Death By Blowjob

One of my friends used to have the nickname 'Anal Beard'
But it got shorted quite a lot to the point of people just going "Hey Anal, Hows it going?"

prick jagger

I once saw a terrible band in Croydon called Shag Nasty.

haha how did you know about jesus penis? that was the worst band i've ever been in..

Dying Barnyard Animals
Bloody Fishknuckle and the Tumor Heads

Little Bitchard

I've never heard them and I'm not even sure if it's a band or a DJ, so they qualify for this topic... although Cliff Bitchard would've been even better.

Bathtub shitter!

FUCK... I'M DEAD

disqualified: I've always thought Maher Shalal Hash Baz was an excellent band name in a very tasteful way.

Their singer used to be a geography teacher at my friends high school!
Funny names:
Thatcher on acid
Margret Thrasher
Accidental goat sodomy
Brute Forcyth

great bands! BS win extra points because all of their songs are about shit!

Disgusted By The Whore
Rage Against The Coffee Machine
Amanda By Night
Goatwhore
Amputatoe
Armpit
Adult Children Of Heterosexuals
Ancient Chinese Penis

Einsturzende Neubauten
Joy Division
Explosions in the sky
Unwound