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ni'k 12.05.2006 07:49 PM
vagina
 
discuss this wonderous mystical cavern

Inhuman 12.05.2006 07:57 PM
Repped.

I like the clitoris, and going in deep and rubbing around the corner. Gotta love them!

ni'k 12.05.2006 08:00 PM
yea9

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.05.2006 08:20 PM
takin pussy to a whole new level

LifeDistortion 12.05.2006 08:41 PM
We come out of one, and by 13 till our deaths we spend the rest of our time trying to get back in.

static-harmony 12.06.2006 01:30 AM
Sorry not interested in vaginas.

nature scene 12.06.2006 01:49 AM
How to Use a Vagina

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.06.2006 02:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by static-harmony
Sorry not interested in vaginas.

fag

static-harmony 12.06.2006 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
fag

Texas racist.

king_buzzo 12.06.2006 03:14 AM
amazing thread?

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.06.2006 03:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by static-harmony
Texas racist.

 

nature scene 12.06.2006 11:32 AM
Repped

Danny Himself 12.06.2006 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inhuman
Repped.

I like the clitoris, and going in deep and rubbing around the corner. Gotta love them!

Yeah, right.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 11:36 AM
Filth.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 11:44 AM
I have a vagina. They're not that great.

But I guess I'd rather have a vagina than a dick.

Tokolosh 12.06.2006 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
I have a vagina. They're not that great.

But I guess I'd rather have a vagina than a dick.

Ha! That must be the best "First Post" ever!
Welcome to the board. :p

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 11:50 AM
ha! Thanks.

atari 2600 12.06.2006 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegmama
WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGINA

  • The more people use it the bigger it gets.
  • You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
  • Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
  • In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
  • It has no conscience and no memory.
  • It provides a way to interact with other people.
  • If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
  • It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
  • You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
  • The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
  • If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
  • It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
  • Some folks have it, some don't.
  • Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
  • Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
  • Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
  • Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
And some tasteless (no pun intended) vaginal jokes:
http://www.morticom.com/jokesvaginal.htm

Now this is the one that deserves rep.

_slavo_ 12.06.2006 11:51 AM
I have no problem with vaginas.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegmama
WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGINA

  • The more people use it the bigger it gets.
  • You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
  • Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
  • In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
  • It has no conscience and no memory.
  • It provides a way to interact with other people.
  • If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
  • It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
  • You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
  • The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
  • If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
  • It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
  • Some folks have it, some don't.
  • Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
  • Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
  • Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
  • Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
And some tasteless (no pun intended) vaginal jokes:
http://www.morticom.com/jokesvaginal.htm
Thanks for an accurate description of my brain.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _slavo_
I have no problem with vaginas.

Have you ever seen a vagina?? I mean, not to bring down my own kind... but they're not that attractive.

_slavo_ 12.06.2006 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
Have you ever seen a vagina?? I mean, not to bring down my own kind... but they're not that attractive.

a couple of them. Attractive, maybe not for girls, but for heterosexual men, definitely.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:03 PM
Dicks aren't that good looking either.

_slavo_ 12.06.2006 12:30 PM
depends on point of view

king_buzzo 12.06.2006 12:33 PM
31)
Do you know why women have cunts?
So that men will talk to them!

6)

What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?
The woman!
7)
What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?
When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!


hillarious, from that website kegmama posted

_slavo_ 12.06.2006 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _slavo_
depends on point of view

and distance.

jon boy 12.06.2006 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
Dicks aren't that good looking either.

the last chicken in the shop. ET is another good description.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by king_buzzo
31)
Do you know why women have cunts?
So that men will talk to them!


6)


What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?
The woman!
7)
What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?
When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!


hillarious, from that website kegmama posted

Those are pretty funny. I wish I knew some good jokes about guys, but women are too dumb to think of any.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jon boy
the last chicken in the shop. ET is another good description.

I don't get it.

LittlePuppetBoy 12.06.2006 12:42 PM
I am currently planning an expedition to one.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
I don't get it.
It'll take you something in the region of 12000 posts to get it.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porkmarras
It'll take you something in the region of 12000 posts to get it.

So basically I'm supposed to stop having a life and do nothing but sit on a forum all day to get it??

I think I'll pass.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
So basically I'm supposed to stop having a life and do nothing but sit on a forum all day to get it??

I think I'll pass.
Yes?No?

king_buzzo 12.06.2006 12:45 PM
28)
Why do tampons have strings?
So that you can floss after you eat!
38)
What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy?
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

_slavo_ 12.06.2006 12:45 PM
something like that

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by king_buzzo
28)
Why do tampons have strings?
So that you can floss after you eat!

Gross.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 12:48 PM
An indication that(unfortunately) i have a life is this thread.But then,what do i know?

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porkmarras
An indication that(unfortunately) i have a life is this thread.But then,what do i know?

You know how to string some words together and make a confusing sentance.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
You know how to string some words together and make a confusing sentance.
Yep,Sent(e)nce.

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by porkmarras
Yep,Sent(e)nce.

Yeah... one of those.


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