Best Stoner Stories.
 

Enlighten me.

belive it or not i never got stoned

are you suprised?

It's been a few decades. You don't want to hear a wrinkly old man's stories.

God, pot. It's so last summer.

i don't do drugs.

i do look stoned, thats cause i almost never sleep. i spend time 'sleeping' but i listen to records the whole night and the next day i look like shit

that's a very smart thing to do.

That's because you are indeed a member of the super kool girls club!

Yes, I did a few recreational drugs in my youth, but what a waste of time and money.

I have that same problem. Not necessarily that I look stoned, but I am pretty tired most of the time. I stay up way too late listening to my pathetic little record collection.

Discussing drug use on the internet (including private email) is fuggin stupid. I'm gonna assume the poster who started this thread is a narc and you should too. Believe me, the govt IS tracking your IP addresses.

Better than Thou did come here with an authentic looking high school photo. But they make such good fake ones these days.

Okay what I said about my recreational drug use in the 70s... I did not inhale, okay. I just want to clear that up. I did not actually feel any effects. I was just going along with the crowd. Everybody was doing it. What was I supposed to do?

One time I was SOOOO HIIIGHH! Oh man.. I was.. Oh, it was so fuckin cool

I don't do drugs

These aren't Stoner stories! Come on people! Lets hear about the times you stayed up all night with your friends listening to Daydream Nation and The White Album stoned, or when you got some weed and some booze and hung round the park/skatepark ranting about social conditioning and shit or the time you found Shopping Trolleys in the woods and raced in them. Come on! Richard Linklater would be disgusted by your lack of teen spirit!

Oh, you mean, like what all the kids who had friends did. Not like what the lonely picked-on loner social outcasts did. I have no stories like that, then.

OMG ONCE I WAS SO BLAZED....and we got the strange idea to dye our hair pink, so we walked all the way to the pharmacy and could only find semi-permanent, and we were dissapointed. But then we found permanent pink highlights, so we got two boxes of that and did a TERRIBLE job putting it in, and it was blotched everywhere. I totally regretted it. I went to work a few days later and both of my bosses were laughing at me every time they saw me. The only fun part was that canada day was a few days later, so my friend and I got really blazed and drunk and walked around parliament hill both with pink shirts and hair, and we held hands and people looked at us weirdly.

It's 4:20.

I can't believe people actually go on parliament hill on April 20th and smoke weed and the cops don't do anything.

Haha In Britain (or Wales at least) we don't have this kinda American Youth Politics thing. We don't have Jocks or any of that Popular/Unpopular stuff (do you really have that kinda thing in the states?). By the time you get to 16 you're kinda loved for being strange anyway.

I don't do any drugs either.

I find it kind of funny that 99% of pot smokers don't even know where 4:20 comes from. I've never even smoked and I know what it's actually for, and I assure you it's not Bob Marley's birthday...

me either :)

Me either.

Pots the only thing I'll do, but rarely even that. I eat lots of chillis though, which is the biggest natural high there is. True.

Oh, and stoner stories are always shit.

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Good lord, you were a stupid emo bastard.

Anyway, like, dude, this one time I was like, man, lets get stoned, so Leo goes, like, okay, so we rolled this, like, huuuuge weedmobile and, oh man, it was like, wow. JMJ was like, duuude i'm a wizard and he had this, like, parking cone on his head. oh man, we were so baked. like, dude. totally.

Once I got high with a freind in the woods behind my house. SO, as we sat in lawn chairs smoking out of an empty soda can, I heard a dog barking and some police sirens. I got scared and thought it was the cops. So, we ran inside, ate brownies, and drank apple juice whilist listening to animal collective and talking all kinds of crazy jive.

Boring. I know..

When I got stoned the first time with my brother, I kept rocking back and forth. I finally kissed the floor.

I once got stoned the summer of '95 and put on the Bad Moon Rising cd and 'Intro" sounded so awesome.

My roommate is a stoner. He sleeps every day until 2 or 3 in the afternoon. Sometimes he goes to class, sometimes not. I think he spends the rest of his time playing grand theft auto or on myspace. Im sure theres a cool story in there somewhere...

One time I posted about the drugs I've done on the Internet. 20 minutes later a there was a knock on my door and two men in suits grabbed me and threw me into the back of a white van...


... turns out they just wanted to hotbox.

bah fuck you guys. I smoke all the time,
One time me and my mates went camping and we had a rocket(not a nasa one) and we sat down next to this creek thing and were soooo beansed, and then i tried to explain something to him, and we ended up playing this little game on the dirt with our hands like little kids do.
But we were so serious and its so fun, we look back now and say "hah we played"

HA!

Pot language is so wierd.

What do you guys use more??

Clam baking or hot boxing when you smoke weed in a car and don't roll the windows down? I know this kid from Michigan who uses clam baking and I hadn't even heard of it untill he said it.

And, really... pot stories can be really funny.

Why don't you non-drug addicts just make up a couple.

I am not a drug addict because I am not with the incrowd.

haah yeh just pretend your cool like us

I am cool cause drugs are bad.

clam baking..hot boxing, sheesh i never heard of those.
My group of friends we hate stoner talk, like CONE or WEED so we say our own things like Cheif and conan obrian, stonan obrian. and we say Chronic as a joke to sound like stoners. or we say Cheirptums for cheif, or we say leirptums for lighter, or meirptums for mushies.

most of the incrowd at my school aren't even real drug-addicts. They bring shame to the name.

If I were more creative and had more free time I'd try to do that.