word game II, part II.
 

so, i was inspired by hip priest to start this sucker up again.

you remember how it works. take a word, give it a "definition," give the next person a new word. ex. "demagogue" -- to get rid of one of a pair of biblical creatures from the book of revelation (de-magog?).

so, first word. pusillanimous.

Excellent news!

pusillanimous: word describing the final stage of the sequoia's life cycle as it begins to die. The term comes from the green secretion that is ejected.

Esker

Esker - A lesion or abrasion that often rests on the scrotum.

Somolisian

(they're fake definitions, right?)

yeah, totally.

somolisian -- informal phrase used by a psychologist when speaking to people with brain damage. for example:

doctor: somolisian, eh?

patient: yeah, molisian.

doctor: well, i'll have to study those lisians.

quinine

Quinine - a colloquial term to describe a tear in a pair of trousers.

Originated from the town Quinine in North Dakota where bear wrestling was an annual event, "The Quinine Big Bad Bear Bundle".

The women folk would de-bag the men and throw their trousers (or "pants") into a pen where a grizzly bear, unfed for two days, would be resting. The men had to then retrieve the trousers ("pants") whilst wrestling off the starving beast.

You can just imagine the state of the trousers ("pants") at the end of the competition!

Cancrine.

quinine - a far branch off of the canine family; a resultant of beastiality.

booberty

shoot! :(
I was too late!!!

Please tell me you say shoot in real life. That's so sweet!

Booberty- The properties of single-celled organisms contained in breast milk.

Lauterarie

Lesbian

ha. I do.

Lauterarie - The correct definition for peeing in a jar when there's not a toilet near.

Requeero

requeero -- to change a gay guy back after he's been "cured" by right-wing christian fundamentalists.

dilettante

Dillettante- A Mexican border Patrol on Mexico.

Dingo

dingo -- what a pompous musical elitist who only likes classical music says to an SY noise piece.

lilliputian

Lilliputian- Someone who cares for lilies.

Coking

Coking: bizarre (and many witnesses say quite humorous) practice whereby people 'snort' Coca-Cola in the misguided belief (derived from a popular 'urban myth') that it contains traces of cocaine.

Umptekite

i'd like to add another definition to "dingo." -- heard by a dyslexic person after pegging a full row, column, or diagonal.

ok, umptekite -- a toy for windy days belonging to a certain unfortunate egg from legend.

belomancy

belomancy: belomancy or 'The Preston Prophecy' was a short-lived form of divination practiced in some industrial towns of northern England in the late 19th century. A scoop of ashes from a furnace were spread across the factory floor by a pair of bellows, and the fortune of the bellower (or 'beloer') were read. The practice was outlawed by the Factory Act of 1892, which denounced the art as 'the magikal tomfoolery of satan' and allowed a sentence of death by hanging.

Coniacian

Coniacian- A follower of the african tribe of Conia, known for the mass genocide of 1948, commited by the Ariacian tribe of the northern African countries.

*Do we make up new words? Or just use obscure real words?

Perhaps you would like to nominate the next word, Mr krack?

Yes, I would very much, but I need to first know whether I make up a new word, or use an existing obscure word?

Use an existing word. The idea from the first 'word game 2' thread was that we give words the definition we think they should have!

Oooh! Sorry, I wasn't around for that thread, I assume? Ah well, I made up my first word here... sorry...

Ossify

The first thread is long dead now. You would have been a mere babe-in-arms.

Ossify: 1980's London slang word related to the Argentine Tottenham Hotspur footballer Ossie Ardiles. When he scored the Tottenham fans would chant 'you've been Ossified' at their opposing numbers. When Tottenham were on the defence, the crowd would implore Ardiles to 'Ossify' the opposition.

Orogeny

Orogeny- The distance between the highest branch on a tree to the ground.

Fallacy

Fallacy- A destroyed Legacy of a person in his/her own time.

Spookie

Spookie - The term that nursing hoom faculty use when feeding teethless senior citizens cookies with spoons.

(I've been making up words the whole time)

Lourartery

spookie -- a disgustingly dirty eating utensil.

punctilious

--edit-- gotta use real words.

punctillious: a name given to a comedy script that relies on a succession of short quick jokes, such as a modern farce.

Jatulian

Jatulian - an alcoholic drink created from grapes, sugar, water, and mexican piss (or water taken out of the gulf of mexico)

pragmatic

Pragmatic- The early stages of a penile developmental problem. (The "pragmatic" stage showcases some signs of erectile dysfunction, and problems with urination.)

Suture

I've got this next one guys. Just give me a second I have to edit a picture for it.

Suture - Usually given to children between the ages of 5 and 12 from parents who are extremly sexually active. It has every picture of the kama sutra with an excuse underneath incase a child walked in on there parents doing the "dirty deed".

mephitic -- plagued by inflammation caused by satanic worship.

subderisorious

subderisorious: name given members of the Roman army whose job was to detect corruption and malpractice.

Coenozone

Coenozone-Name given to a no parking zone in front of a enviromentalprotest rally.

Congruent

Congruent - When you get conned out of changing your plans for thanksgiving by your parents.


Geobatism

geobatism -- the act of murdering your social studies teacher with a blunt object.

glossolalia