500 posts and no more
 

2 mo

wickety

crickets - butt jutt

wrong maths

irrelevant

easing off the methadone

onto the heroin that is life

nice resolution, but i predict that you'll come back, like a junky, either because life bores you to tears or because you'll feel that at the arbitrary number of 500 you'll have "just one more thing to say", which will open the floodgates one more, and then...

damn straight

I keep wanting to escape but this place is a worse addiction than nicotine. Maybe when I hit 5000 posts.

Are you sure that you don't mean Sharon Tate mama?

I have a love/hate relationship with this forum. Someone please take me out of my misery, by advising me on how to stop coming back without getting serious cold turkey.

well you admited it, which according to all the doctors is the first step.

I thought that i was going to stop ages ago but then i found this pic and i couldn't resist.

Yeah, it really is a toughie. I promised myself to take a week and a half off when I was in montreal. Didn't really get through with that and ended up making 50+ posts a day.

The only way I'd be able to leave this place for good would be by never returning home. The only time I come here is when I'm at home.

Pattern Recognition (The Book) Really deepend my intrest in Board Life, I love it here, I'll never leave.

I can't ever leave because everywhere I go there is internet access. Unless I disconnect my internet.

haha, you're addicted to gossip.. auw, that sucks.

I'm becoming busier again. Hopefully, I'll be down to almost no visits a week. Hooray!

Of course, I've just shot myself in the foot. But we live in hope.

easy: take out a huge loan from your local loan shark. burn it in cocaine, viagra, and Quality Whores. you may think you don't need viagra but with sufficient whores and a numbed out dick you'll eventually be grateful. anyway-- the experience is guaranteed to take your mind off this board, unless you have a serious problem. when all is over, there'll be the issue of paying back the loan-- you'll need 3 jobs and will be too busy worrying about loan sharks beating the fuck out of you to give a shit about this place. but really...