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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.12.2007 05:58 PM

How were you arrested?
 
Google

"yournamehere was arrested for"

and copy paste the first thing that comes up.

As a member of a gang, Julian was arrested for strong armed robbery, auto theft and shoplifting.

king_buzzo 01.12.2007 06:08 PM

it comes up 'arrested for mass murders and crimes against humanity'

Hip Priest 01.12.2007 06:11 PM

I chose the one I like best: Sebastian was arrested on May 25, 1535, for denying the king's supremacy, and locked up in the Marshalsea prison, where he was kept for fourteen days bound ...

Inhuman 01.12.2007 07:35 PM

"Robin was arrested on Tuesday, September 2, for punching and scratching a male U.S. Marine while partying with new castmates and a camera crew at a San Diego nightspot."

Scratched that shit silly, I did!

noumenal 01.12.2007 07:44 PM

"Jim was arrested for exposing himself on stage"

It was an article on Jim Morrison.

Prisstina 01.12.2007 08:02 PM

In March 1909, Emily was arrested while attempting to hand a petition to the Prime Minister, Herbert Asquith.

youthoftomorrow 01.12.2007 08:09 PM

Brendan was arrested for demonstrating against the exclusion of the Irish lesbian and gay Organisation (ILGO), from the St Patrick's Day Parade in New York.

EMMAh 01.12.2007 08:18 PM

Emma was arrested for telling a crowd "Ask for work; if they do not give you work ask for bread; if they do not give you bread then take bread."

Go me.

val-holla-ing 01.12.2007 11:12 PM

Jeremy was arrested for sexual assault against a 20-year-old girl in a Michigan strip club, but he was let go for lack of evidence.

and i've never even been to michigan.

davenotdead 01.12.2007 11:28 PM

On November 11, 2005, David Irving was arrested in Austria under a 1989 warrant accusing him of Holocaust denial. ...

Inhuman 01.12.2007 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
On November 11, 2005, David Irving was arrested in Austria under a 1989 warrant accusing him of Holocaust denial. ...


Woah. I know a David Irving that's a music professor that lives around here. Coincidence

ALIEN ANAL 01.12.2007 11:40 PM

Daniel was arrested on cocaine charges.
Sweet

ALIEN ANAL 01.12.2007 11:41 PM

is buzzos name Henry?

Magublafix 01.13.2007 05:54 AM

Subsequently Gerald was arrested for assaulting his father and the police, and was prevented from returning to his parents' house by his bail conditions.

Katy 01.13.2007 05:59 AM

"Katy was arrested for peeing in Times Square New York on New Years Eve."

musicfallinglikesnow 01.13.2007 06:08 AM

18 days later, Susan was arrested for the murder. 80 local people immediately volunteered character references to her kind and caring nature.

musicfallinglikesnow 01.13.2007 06:15 AM

Or, then again,

Susie was arrested for drug possession and Uncle Joe's murder.

cuetzpalin 01.13.2007 06:35 AM

i didn't find anything to my stupid name..:( (darja or daria in eng)

musicfallinglikesnow 01.13.2007 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin
i didn't find anything to my stupid name..:( (darja or daria in eng)


Your name is smart enough. It didn't get caught! ;)

cuetzpalin 01.13.2007 06:56 AM

yeaah i'm like an angel:cool:

jon boy 01.13.2007 11:06 AM

jon boy was arrested for opening his christmas presents too early.

TheDom 01.13.2007 12:24 PM

Father Dominic was arrested in late 1996 while at St. Bernard Parish in London, accused of molesting two boys in the 1980s.

:eek:

Silent Dan Speaks 01.14.2007 01:41 AM

Daniel was arrested for taking indecent liberties with four of the subordinate officers of the Victoria Emmanuel.

I am awesome.

cuetzpalin 01.15.2007 06:09 PM

Lee was arrested last month on charges of drug possession and driving under the influence of drugs. poor lee:(

Пятхъдесят Шест 01.15.2007 06:44 PM

Bryan was arrested for DUI, handcuffed and taken to jail.

Well, ain't that a shame.

A Thousand Threads 01.15.2007 06:47 PM

Christoph was arrested by the Gestapo on 19-Feb-1943 and executed by guillotine in Stadelheim prison on ...


damn

Iain 01.15.2007 06:49 PM

I got the most boring one:

Iain Hunter arrested after peaceful Warrent Sales protest

Iain 01.15.2007 06:50 PM

And my surname isn't Hunter but that was the closest thing.


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