Things to do in a boring office environment
 

1. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

build the biggest elastic band ball you can and see who's bounces the highest.

Read a book
Surf the internet
Listen to music
Put on silly voices on the phone
Draw
Eat
Take pictures

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

;) make use of the photocopier.

Ring your friends and family
Look for other jobs

If i really want to entertain myself i'll tell the person on the phone that i can't hear them very well so they'll have to shout like idiots.

chair running.

If they are irritating,i'll leave silent gaps in the conversation so they panic because they don't know if i'm still on the line.I do that when people are being rude.hehe

Bring a pile your latest cd's, including music software and make a mixtape for your sonic buddies. (Have the nerve to upload it at work, 'cause they normally have faster connections than at home.)

Humming.

burn something just to use a fire extinguisher.

i woudl kill you , im sure .

very glad i dont work in an office.
this thread made me do a lauigh out loud though .

no races with your many things on wheels ?

bomb some corridors with smelly bombs

Decorate your office with pictures of Phil Collins.

I like talking with PR's for VIP people because they are normally female and very witty.

sex.

If my female cover is in the office with me,i'll help her learn the scripts for whatever play or movie she is going to be in and we'll have a right laugh putting on voices.If my male cover is in the office with me,he will tell me all about his girlfriend for hours.

Yep...been there. Until someone from another department brought along one that was the size of a football.

Also a good one. I didn't use it as much as I should when I was actually employed. I still have a photocopy of my arm and hand.

build a cabin.

followed by a visit to the mental hospital.

how many cups of tea can you drink in a morning competition.

Ah, this is like a trip down memory lane for me. Except with vending machine Kenco coffee (the tea was awful).

^yes never drink the 'soup' from any of those mahines. i am glad that a kitchen exists here.

short of the usual wastes of time (mine sweeper, salitaire etc) i generally slack as much as possible.

just be thankful your not one of these folks: http://www.idler.co.uk/crap/

ring up someone but start the conversation from the end and work backwards, its really hard and gets nowhere

i guess i better be going now, it was nice talking

sheesh its kind of late isnt it

whats the time over there?

It's 8:40am here. Too early for my liking

I had a lot of fun running up the photocopier and printer in my class. We have a plotter that can print huge posters, and it gave birth to half the pictures on my wall. Thing is, I came in yesterday morning and noticed a '$' icon on the toolbar and it gave me the tooltìp 'Account balance: $48.60'. I was dissapointed.

One of the things I enjoy doing in a boring setting is just stare at people, and if they notice you, keep staring with a blank face. It usually makes them feel really awkward

did you just ruin it inhuman? lol :D

online quizes are good and i have tested my iq a few times as well. i am a genius incase you are wondering.

how genius are you talking about?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

flawed but interesting.