Good songs by crap bands
 

Perhaps a thread like this has been started before but i can't find it right now.One i've rediscovered recently by an abysmal band called Velocette and is one of the b-sides of their single 'Spoield Children':'Strip Polka'.

ready 2 wear by Felix da Housecat. (At least, the few other songs I've heard have blown).

I like Titletrack - Death Cab for Cutie

This is a really shit thread.I wonder why i started it.It's a bit like making conversation with a brick wall.

incinerate- sonic youth!!!!

no, seriously.....
chasing cars- snowpatrol (not crap by any means, i just dont like em)
wheres your head at?- basemnt jaxx ( gary numan rides again)
ldn- lily allen (its a grower, like a wart!!!)
wonderwall- oasis (dont deny this, its an incredible song!!)

I actually don't like wonderwall myself, but if you sing it to a girl and play guitar, you generally get great results

Fuck off.Both of you.

Wonderwall is a good song. Ryan Adams cover of it is fantastic too.

Ryan Adams?For fuck's sake!

Apart from the fact you wanna be cool, why don't you like Ryan Adams?

I don't have words to answer that.You seem to just hang yourself till dead with your own hands.Whoahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

You don't have any words because you don't have any answers.

Perhaps I should go buy some cheap techno on vinyl and pretend to like it, then I may be cool.:D

Ps - Technically I wouldn't be hanging myself with my own hands, I'd be strangling myself.

:p :p Hey Porky. Pm Check And Fuck Off, Youve No Taste!!!!!!

Tell me,you are a bit of psychobore aren't you?

I'm a bit worried now.

Funnily enough, I think you're very boring. And what I think and say goes. Ok?

Paulybee, is your avatar a Mandelbrot fractal?

Thanks for that!

dunno man, its the merzbox cover art....... dunno who did the original design.. looks great tho i reckon....

Pork, why must you insist on being the biggest bitch on the board?

^^^^because he is!!!!^^^^^^^^

Exactly.

You definitely are a handbag.

I Miss You by Blink 182, although they have elements of non-shiteness elsewhere.

Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

Everything by MCR is good in spite of the fact that they are, in theory, shit.

Fairground by Simply Red.

Ha. Go on Porky, let's have some invective. I'm in the mood for it. I do think the latter is a great song, and I do hate myself for it.

Fairground by Simply Red.

............ and I do hate myself for it.[/quote]

fair play to glice for this admission!!!!
repped for the guts of a gorilla!

What's that 'Money to get....blah blah' by Simply Red?I l love that!My idea of crap remains a jewel in the crown of a princess with too many cocks to dispose of on a busy motorway but there are more.Many more.

I don't mind this one as well. It's not bad at all

I always liked that song.

Genuinely laughing out loud. Let's have some more grave admissions then:

The Riverboat Song by Ocean Colour Scene.

I Can't Live (if living is without you) - Mariah Carey (I'm can never decide if she is actually shit though)

Cheeky song - The Cheeky Girls (honestly, if you can block the chorus out, the verse could almost be some dark Russian Techno)

I was going to say something by Slipknot or Linkin Park, but it suddenly occured to me that I couldn't think of a single of either that I didn't like.

Bring me to Life - Evanescence.

Ha. This is brilliant. I feel cleansed.

U2-Electrical storm

It might be that i don't really give a shit about 'coolness' but there are so many songs that i(I) enjoy and don't gove a toss about my 'coolness' being questioned as i listen to as much as i can under MY radar.

That's cool, if it were true. But your posts on this board seem to contradict that.

What is it Norma J?What is it in the Kangaroo corner today?Eh?

My gosh, he is so anti-cool that it's almost... it's COOL!

Fuck, yr a hipster.
It's cool to like absolute shit, as has been proven billions of times on this board, not necessarily right this post, but a lot, like fucking sugababes. There's no use bullshitting us, we know you try very hard to upkeep this image.

Agreed. Although, from your posts on this board [about a million bands from a million countries, with a million instruments, and a million sexualities] I don't think you really listen to a diverse range of music. I, meanwhile, don't care about cool and listen to both Fugazi and AC/DC.

Irony, surely?

Here comes Pookie!

I realize that this was meant as an attack on Norma somehow, but I actually find ACDC atrociously shit. Regardless of whom yr trying to insult here, Porkmarras could be the biggest anti-hipster in the universe, he's still quite the cunt.

Norma J,your sex life must resemble that of a small fish with bad music taste.While i was typing this i stopped and stared at the walls of my room for 5 seconds and realized that this is the worst thing that could happen to a living being(fish or not,you understand).Unless you happen to be a talking kangaroo,in which case you might get more chances.

Oh, I agree entirely, he is a total cunt. My criticism was more of the fact that his taste in music was being criticised by someone who has written entirely about music which is largely in the metal-trope of contemporary white Anglo-American music. This isn't to say his assailant doesn't like other things, it's entirely possible he does, it's just his presentation, here (which is all I have to go on) has not given me any other impression than the one I have.

Did i not feed you properly?Was my nipple way too big for your mouth?~Tell us.