My microwave inquiry
 

Ahaha, and they had to give a genuine response. They sincerely apologize too.


Hey, I recently got the 0.7 cu. countertop microwave and I was wondering if I can possibly set half seconds on it. I often find food overcooked or undercooked, with only a second different. Is there a button that I can set so it stops half way through the second so I don't have to stop it manually?

Thank you
Rob



Dear Rob,
Thank you for contacting Sears.
We appreciate your questions regarding microwaves available at Sears.
Unfortunately, it is not possible to set the timer on our microwaves for
half seconds. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience you may have
experienced.
Doug P.
Sears Customer Care

haha, very funny, molesting poor people like that.

It makes their jobs more interesting! Only downside is that they sign you up to the sears mailing list if you send them a customer care email...

If you haven't done so already, you definitely check this guy out: http://www.robincooper.co.uk/

haha, thanks for the link, I haven't seen that before. I like this one

that is hillarious!
i sent an email to the people at www.fishmonkey.com and asked them what the fuck they were playing at taking my username with such venom and lack of respect for the crossing of marine life and monkey livin, but the bastards didnt even have the decency to write back...
just brushed me aside like a snot from their nose.

Haha, I remember that. and fishmonkey.com has nothing on it either, it's a waste of space!

i know yeah!! thats the killer part, what is their function in life?
i tell ya, an essential part of my week every week is to get that website up and shake my fist at it in gesture of anger.

ahaha, you should totally start a fishmonkey.org. A non-profit organization to yourself, yet donations are accepted as gifts.