The Prodigal Son
 

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I'm back. Not that anybody cares, but I just couldn't stay away. You told me this would be the case, and I would come crawling back. I said you were wrong. But here I am, on my hands and knees in the freezing rain, knocking on the door of Sonic Youth begging for a warm place to sleep. And I come bearing gifts of both audio and video.

http://download.yousendit.com/A108C36F74648257

http://www.veoh.com/videos/e1439015qktxYkj

Here, please accept this gifts on my behalf and receive me back into your good graces.



And if you don't, to tell you the truth, I don't really care.

It's a good Stones song.

It's also a story in some book.

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Mr Kotter!

Let's set the table and prepare a feast! Our son is back!

Aww, I thought this was gonna be about Balanchine....

In my professional opinion, you have become a monster...