Crypto, you fucking ferret!
 

http://imgur.com/gallery/zhiu7po

When wandering around other areas of the internet I do NOT expect to see you there!

Unless it isn't, then you have a clone wandering about.

You appear to be lost in time. Neo-Crypto is way fit, and draped in next year's fashions.

2014: fat-shaming people you'll never meet

*ducks* where the fuck did that one come from?!

was crypto in the background of this?

Confession: I once wrote the lyrics for a song called "Party Crypto Style". #trufax

I'm pretty sure you have to share that now.

It's Law.

It never actually got to the recording stage, I'm afraid - I did get a former SYG'er to agree to sing it, though, if that's any consolation.

HAHAHA
That is NOT me

also, there's a song?! lol

No, Crypto ain't at no football gamez, but like the Bigfoot I dare say that is you in that blur of people, photobombing this otherwise lame hipster party trying to get these chicks to really party..

#Crypto was like, "No. THIS is how you party yo."

I might still have the lyrics somewhere - the "tune" itself was a three-chord "rock" workout of some description, which I never got round to recording.