I Crashed My Bike Into A Parked Car Today
 

Yes, I am that big of a spaced-out scatter-brained freak. I bruised my knee.

BTW, by "bike," I mean "bicycle."

i feel for you man. i drive a moped and i bailed off once in the street and sprained my ankle. i almost broke my leg.

Yeah, me too. One time I got ran over on a French Nomade Motobecane 62 cm edition. I had a bruised rib. It sucked hard. The bicycle frame (made of steel) was IRREPERABLE. I was on the way to a music show and I was listening to daydream nation at the time. It totally blew my nuts.

you should've crashed it into your neighbors ride.

Yes i remember doing that as a child. you go down the little hill, turn the corner and BANG

That's really crappy :(
I've had several crashed bike experience (probably because I like to bike fast) One was me and my friend double riding down a hill with a corner at the bottom. We didn't turn and steered right into some guy's leaf bags while he stood there with his rake watching us. Some time before that a kid I got baby sat with was biking in front of me. She stopped her bike, I crashed into her back tire and flew over the handle bars. Resulting in an inch deep gash in my knee and about 12 stitches.

i haven't hit a parked car before, but i've come close.

Jesus H. Christ. thats insane

My worst biking accident was running into a trash can, which jarred me off the seat and onto the bar. While not as painful as it is for a male, I'm sure, I was certain it split me in half. I now choose to destroy the environment with a car.

Watch yourself next time, 'tard.

I've gone over the handlebars mountain biking before on a couple of occasions. Once, I bruised/cracked ribs, severely sprained both arms, pulped the muscle on the front of my shin and probably sustained a hairline fracture in that area as well. I couldn't walk for three weeks after that. I lost all my nerve for nihilistic mountain biking after that, but I still ride like a maniac on streets. I am a lot more defensive now though, always looking out ahead and trying to anticipate the moves of motorists.

I have found parked cars to be relatively easy to avoid, though.

Hahahah, that's very unfortunate :(

I remember when I was little my brother came home crying and full of cuts and bruises. Apparently he had crashed into a barbeque someone was throwing out hahah.

I bet you looked a fool durin the crash, I would like to see someone do that.

Some little brat crashed into my car and broke my tail light. I told his white trash mom she needed to buy me a new fucking tail light.

I hit a patch of sand on my skateboard once, and flew off with the result that my lower teeth went through my lip. F**ing funny (although less so at the time).

Get well soon, noumy's knee.

hot chingo. i got mine locked to a fucking lamp post outside. i'm knocking on this table because, better you than me, right? :D

no, seriously man, that's fukked, sorry. get yourself some ice.

I was limping around the mall tonight and noticed they were having a baby modeling competition. Hundreds of parents and dressed up toddlers parading in front of a judging table at which sat two middle-aged slatterns and some fat son-of-a-bitch in a shirt at least two sizes too small. There was a table full of trophies for the winners, and I reckon, also the losers. It made me think of my ex, who was a math textbook model when she was a kid.

My knee is feeling better - thanks everybody. I think that the chicken wings I had for supper tonight contained embryonic stem cells or something.

Nice limping tangent

I can't believe how careless you all are. Quite how you were ever allowed to have the training wheels removed from your bikes, I shall never know. :rolleyes:

i havnt fallen off my bike since i was a kid because i watch where i am going.