i crossed the road without looking today
 

i had a close shave with a taxi.


just incase any of you care.

I crossed the road after looking both ways once, and a female cop shouted at me because I was jaywalking. What the fuck is jaywalking? How is it a crime?

was that because you can't turn left? :D

(i saw zoolander this past weekend, ha)

good to know you didn't break your kneecaps or worse, though.

ps-- all these accidents happen in the early spring when people get horny. lots of broken arms, legs; pay attention and you'll see...

I took a nasty fall today on a brick road today. Its icy in these parts.

It was mighty embarrassing and painful.

Poor you! Here, take a sip of this tea and I hope you feel better.

Thanks.

The funny part was that my friend steady put money in the parking meter while her friend lay awkwardly on the pavement.

you werent trying to get hit by a taxi were you?

i almost got hit by a car driven by my mum once. On a day when i didn't bother to look both ways, i really couln't be bothered that day, my mum always tells me about road safety and this one day, the one day i choose not to look both ways, just to step out into the road and she just happens to be the woman driving the car that alost hit me. I heard about that for months.

you naughty boy

I bet you were checking your appearance in a shop window and weren't concentrating on the traffic. Is that right?

i never imagined someone would be too lazy to look when they cross the road. i hope you learned your lesson young lady.

me?

You should be more careful or there won't be a next time.

I was thinking od screamingskull's post.I assume that Toilet & Bowels is mature enough to remember to look before crossing.

i don't think its about being mature, i was just daydreaming, it was a bad day, i was somewhere else. I'm far better at crossing roads than my parents, thats just because i have to do it alot everyday to get anywhere, my parents however drive everywhere.

why? are you trying to prove something to yourself or are you just depressed?

with headphones on and hood up i may as well be deaf.

You nearly got killed? On the road? In London? By a taxi driver? What do you want a FUCKING MEDAL?

be careful please

let the assholes with shit music tastes die. we have to keep the sonic lifers alive and kicking, to save humanity

nice :)