ouch!
 

I have 5 swollen tastebuds scattered about on my tongue, and they are causing me a great amount of pain. Am I going to die?

no but avoid curry at all costs.

will do, thanks.

whats weird about milk in tea? drinking hot water is kind of shit

I eat lots of curry meals. And soy milk in my coffee please.

yeh i eat lots of curry meals too, dad makes them all the time. i want one now

I love curry. Hell, I just had lamb curry this past weekend.

And I sympathize for you and your swollen tastebuds. They're no fun.

Thank you for your sympathy, and you will be glad to know that my tongue is back in good working order again :)

Yeah, what's up with that? I once dated a girl from Brazil, and while I was down there on vacation I went to her grandfather's house, and he was actually from England, so he had tea at like 4 PM. I joined him, and for the first time ever, I saw somebody put milk in their tea. I was like WTF? I never knew people did that.

scrape em off yr tongue with some sort of scrapy device.

maybe a blade?

I really find it hard to believe that this is such a shocking thing. Don't you have Chai Lattes even? And any Englishman with any sense wouldn't wait until 4pm to have a cup of tea, he'd drink it almost constantly. (ps, no one goes out of their way to have tea at 4pm)

well, he did, I really don't know what to tell you :)

yeah, but then I think I am just asking for even more tongue issues...

try baking soda.

if your swollen buds are caused from too much acidic food, this should help neutralize it.