The oldest Wolf Eyes fan.....
 

.....is alive and well and he lives on the Isle Of Man.Go and find him.

I thoght for Anthony Braxton for a while.

He's a musician,though.I thought about him too but i'm not saying much.

the oldest wolf eyes fan is actually.... a wolf with no eyes at all, rambling round the isle of man banging into trees and shrubs and what not... ahh its all just a melee of madness brought on by a lack of zinc and iron in a man's soul and also by drinking excessive amounts of river water directly from the river, see thats where these people make the mistakes... pour it into a dixie cup for safety and then directly from the dixie cup into your mouth, an easy mistake to make i know, i've done it belive me i have, often came out me wigwam with me mouth resembling the bottom of some bird cage and stuck me mush directly into a river and drank till i was howling at the moon.
a monkey... howling at the moon?
not a pretty sight.

Fine drugs today, fishmonkey?

see the bad thing about been stoned coming into work is that the daaaaaaaaaaay goooooeeeeesssss sssooooooooo sssllllooooowwwwly..

If you still like wolf eyes after you're a teenager, you're probably a loser.

Oh fuck.

BA-ZING!